I'M SUPER EXCITED with Rory James

This week, we’ve got mumbo jumbo, secret lunch, and the bacon police! “I’ll tell you something about my underwear” and “so what if you’re getting fingered!” Plus, the only time Laurie has given a vol…

This week, Rory and Laurie try and fail to have a no-nonsense podcast. Laurie is surprised Rory hasn’t been banned from more places and thinks that if he were a woman he would be a murder victim. Plu…

This week, Rory walks into a door again and Laurie dispels rampant rumors about her boobs. Rory explains what makes him Irish (“ I like singing along and I’m fun at a bar!” and 2023 is the year of mo…

This week, we question why anyone cares about burials, Rory’s weird accent, and devastating restaurant closures. Rory attends a brewery and Laurie roasts him for saying dumb things and rejects his pe…

This week, you can’t imagine how furious Laurie is that she slipped and fell on the wet curb trying to pass a slow walker and the slow walker asked if she’s okay! Laurie comes to LA and Rory is remin…

This week, Matt Palmer returns to celebrate Mariah’s *anniversary* and revisit the joy of MTV’s “Making The Video.” It’s Rory’s dead dad’s birthday and we consider the idea of Rory being a sperm dono…

Dumb John returns to terrorize everyone and Rory aims for an Oscar for his portrayal of John. John finally leans into the DumbJun character and Rory is morphing into Rosie O’Donnell. Plus, John gets …

This week, Laurie’s afraid to go anywhere due to diarrhea. Rory doesn’t want to deal with meat on the bone but Laurie loves meat on the bone (“a boneless wing is a tender!”). Also, “The Cable Guy” wa…

This week Laurie has a weird situation with her eyen and dreams of mediocrity! Rory recalls having the least mature response when he and his bf were invited home with a couple. Plus, chaotic salads a…

This week, Rory gets asked out on a date by a firefighter but doesn’t have a vase when he’s brought roses. Laurie loves a choose your own adventure and we can all enjoy a story about Dumb John gettin…

This week, Valentine’s Day begins when Rory accidentally sends Laurie two images — porn and Joy Behar. Laurie offers to perform a citizen’s arrest on Dumb John and Rory gets in the middle of a celebr…

This week, the sexual chemistry on the podcast reaches new heights as Laurie’s FORBIDDEN DESIRES are once again exposed. Rory leaves his number on a receipt for a hot server with mixed results and al…

This week, Rory contests the classic song “I can’t make you love me” and Laurie announces that wind is embarrassing. Laurie’s Rochester accent is exposed and Rory gets accused of cutting the line. Pl…

This week, Rory makes Turkey Rolash based on Laurie’s recipe inspirations and Laurie gets old lady orthopedic inserts. Rory watches a full movie but Laurie doesn’t think he can pull off edgy P!nk fas…

This week, Rory barfs like a hound dog and Laurie recalls her childhood phobia of barfing. We’ve got Laurie’s book club, spiteful unfollows, and the shock of still having a gag reflex.

Plus, shutting…

This week, Rory sustains several sex injuries and has an unfortunate incident with a lizard while Laurie wears mysterious curlers. We’re happy for Sherri Shepherd and Rory manifest doing his first te…

This week, Rory injures himself with a straw and Laurie completes a competent assembly. Laurie hasn’t outed anyone but she’s been annoyed at people for not just gaying, while Rory has a mental achiev…

This, we mourn the loss of the legendary Barbara Walters and hear the true story of why she hated Dumb John. Laurie tries to dispel John misinformation and tries to bring bag apples and peanut butter…

This week, Rory and Laurie celebrate the week between Christmas and New Year’s discussing food experiments and straight men that like some d*ck in their life. Laurie discusses her new tattoo, tattoo …

This week, we’re basking in the thick of Laurie’s favorite time of year — the winter break! Rory is an ideal travel companion despite being a delusional man who doesn’t check the schedule and thinks …