I Hate It But I Love It

Wait two hours and change to watch Al Pacino inhale the scenery, cause we're talking about The Devil's Advocate! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss terrible accents, how this movie feels like i…

Jump in a barely functional spaceship and say a bunch of made up swears mixed with very awkward attempts to speak Mandarin, cause we're talking about Firefly... AND, bonus, we also talk about Serenit…

Cover the Louvre with anagrams (also, your blood) and go on a very dour treasure hunt cause we're talking about Ron Howard's adaptation of The Da Vinci Code! (Which is... a lot stinkier than we remem…

In the third week of T. Hanksgiving, we talk about Robert Zemeckis' Cast Away! We talk about how Wilson floating away is funny (sorry), why dentists disagree with this movie, and Kat gets VERY mad ab…

In the second week of T. Hanksgiving, we're talking about Ron Howard's Splash! We discuss how Tom Hanks simply... HAD to know that Madison was a mermaid, how the ending of this movie is NOT a happy o…

Happy T.Hanksgiving, the month where we discuss naught but Tom Hanks films! And we're kicking it off with the timeless story of boy-meets-girl, boy-loses-girl, boy-regrets-not-being-big, boy-turns-bi…

Shout "QUACK" at an adult and then perform what surely must be an illegal hockey move cause we're talking about The Mighty Ducks! Kat and Jocelyn discuss unearned redemption arcs, hokey attempts to i…

Watch a volcano explode and then passively comment that a volcano is exploding because we're talking about the (very bad) movie Volcano! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how this movie inappropriately shoehor…

Screech "Get off my plane" as you HORRIFICALLY MURDER A MAN cause we're talking about Air Force One! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Harrison Ford's for sure getting impeached, how Glenn Close ALSO does …

Put on your Sunday shoes, which apparently means "dance?", cause we're talking about Footloose! Kat and Jocelyn talk about embarrassing dance sequences, the one very specific reason that Bomont is pa…

Put on a spangly floor-length robe and adopt an impenetrably thick Transylvanian accent because we're talking about Bram Stoker's Dracula! Kat and Jocelyn discuss their BIG love and hate for this tru…

Write a rap that would in no way help you pass a test cause we're talking about The Baby-sitters Club! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how disturbing the Stacey-Luca plotline is, how Ellen Burstyn had every …

Scream incoherently and steal a fish cause we're talking about Jerry Maguire! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the 1996 film Jerry Maguire, touching on how the film conflates cynicism with realism, how the en…

Take the basic gist of Friday Night Lights, then subtract all the humanity and charm, then add a real POS as the hero, cause we're talking about Varsity Blues! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Mox is a pu…

Pop in a pair of too-light contacts and SCREAM FOR MANY HOURS cause we're talking about Interview With The Vampire! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Kirsten Dunst rules, how Tom Cruise is a ham and cheese…

Wrap a cardigan around your head and then do a very loose approximation of hip hop dancing cause we're talking about Save The Last Dance! Kat and Jocelyn discuss bad jazz dads, charming Kerry Washing…

Join a secret society that is in no way secret and get in a cage with a guy you should kiss but somehow don't because we're talking about The Skulls! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the reasons why Kat would…