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Another day, another group of sahuagin to fend off. But hey, at least fighting a bunch of bloodthirsty enemies is easier than facing up to your feelings, right? Max loses a prisoner. Ataraxia asks so…

"With the Dawnflower's first kiss, climb the Captain's wayward orb to claim old king's hoard."

Okay, we're in the Blue Bight's embrace. Now where are these teeth and orbs we're supposed to be looking…

“From blue bight’s embrace, spy the Grave Lady’s prize tooth.”

The Captain's Council finally packs up from Tidewater Rock, and sails off in search of Cyrus Wolfe's treasure! Ataraxia works on filling…

As one arc comes to its end, two new opportunities are presented to the Captain's Council. But the shenanigans on Tidewater Rock aren't finished quite yet... Buster summons a new friend. Ataraxia loo…

I hear what you're saying—the fighter's the simplest class in the game, so it's only for new players, right? Well, even though it may be a great choice for newbies, Lieutenant Ignis Halcón has shown …

Time to finalize the alliance of Tidewater Rock! The Captain's Council takes a moment to rest and oversee the negotiations before preparing to go find Ataraxia's mother. Ignis tries to understand sin…

After a surprising run of successful back-to-back battles, a moment of solemnity falls over the Satyr's Song at the loss of a dedicated crewman. Ignis deals out a punishment. Buster lets it scar. Max…

Thanks to the power of suggestion, the Captain's Council prepares to take another ship for the glory of the Satyr's Song! But it seems that there's more to the situation on this other ship than meets…

Ballistas out, everybody! It's time to dig into the story behind our head lookout and gunner, Mmmmmmmmaximus Schanz. Longtime listeners may already know about Jacob's affinity for rangers, but why Dr…

Why take a rest between battles when you can just go directly from one battle straight into another? Max is beset by unwelcome suitors. Buster sticks to the water. Ignis uses her head. Ataraxia makes…

Can't we just take one little trip to conquer a rival captain while they're vulnerable without another rival captain trying to conquer us while we're vulnerable? Time for another battle of high-magic…

Holy goats, the plan worked! Now it's just a nice, chill, easy ride back to the Satyr's Song where nothing weird or nefarious is happening, right? Ignis rows out of spite. Max suggests letting fate s…

For the glory of Rolterra, and her all-knowing web of fate! We all know Mickie already has countless pages of backstory written about Ignis that we'll probably never see, but how did this character c…

A battle has broken out on the clifftop! The shore is right there—we just gotta make it past Lady Smythee's guards, and we'll be off scot-free. Or at least, relatively scot-free. Ataraxia sets the mo…

JOHN CENA! [Trumpet fanfare] Half of our party is inside the tower of Tidewater Rock, and the other half is lurking back in the shrubbery by the cliffside. Now that we know how to get to Lady Smythee…

It's finally time to break the Tidewater Rock! With a good, non-shaky plan all laid out, the Captain's Council takes position, and splits the party—spellcasters on the ground, martials in the tower. …

Tensions are still high among the Captain's Council, but Tidewater Rock is right there, and the time to act is upon us! Hopefully this time, our players can cobble together a plan that the DM won't d…

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Well, that escalated quickly. What is the Captain's Council even going to do in the aftermath of a confrontation like that? Max practices his knot tying skills. Buster sees Max from a different angle…

This Meredith situation is getting a bit out of hand. Surely Buster will be perfectly ok if we stage just a little intervention, right? Ataraxia delegates his social difficulties. Ignis executes her …