How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 69 minutes
- Episodes
- 204
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
Bridger Winegar - HTS Flash Floods & Being Flooded With Suspicion
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of a flash flood and Bridger Winegar joins us to share his story of being falsely accused of a crime.
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01:20:00 |
Tue 13 Feb 2024
Kira Soltanovich - HTS Pathological Liars & Lying To Your Dad
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive people who compulsively lie and Kira Soltanovich joins us to share a time she got caught lying to her father.
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01:21:31 |
Tue 06 Feb 2024
Annie Sertich - HTS Cat Scratch Fever & Crazy Catering Tales
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the effects of Cat Scratch Fever, and Annie Sertich shares a catering tale for the ages.
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01:05:18 |
Tue 30 Jan 2024
Zainab Johnson - HTS First Months Postpartum & First Shows in Memphis
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the first months after giving birth and Zainab Johnson joins us to share her experience performing in Memphis for the first time.
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01:24:50 |
Tue 23 Jan 2024
Paul F. Tompkins - HTS Fire Ants & Getting Fired - Extended Edition
It's an HTS sick day and that means you get another extended episode of a classic How To Survive. This week we learn about fire ants and Paul F. Tompkins shares his experience getting fired. Want mor…
01:33:54 |
Tue 16 Jan 2024
Emily From The Residuals - HTS Being Sucked into a Whirlpool & People Who Suck
How to Survive Whirlpools Emily the Residuals
01:13:56 |
Tue 09 Jan 2024
Stefanie Wilder-Taylor - HTS Brutal Sandstorms & A Brutal Firing
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dangerous sandstorm and Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joins us to share her experience being fired from a writing job.
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01:20:22 |
Tue 02 Jan 2024
Matt Gourley - HTS Unfriendly Insects & Friendliest Freshman
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the bite of a most unfriendliest insect and Matt Gourley joins us to share the time he was voted his school's Friendliest Freshman.
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01:11:44 |
Tue 26 Dec 2023
Lara Everly - HTS Greening Out & Going Green
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive too much marijuana and Lara Everly joins us to talk about a harrowing trip when she decided to go green.
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01:16:43 |
Tue 19 Dec 2023
Paula Poundstone - HTS Kitchen Disasters & Waitress Jobs
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the all too common kitchen injury and we're joined by Paula Poundstone to hear about her experiences as a waitress in Orlando!
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01:15:10 |
Tue 12 Dec 2023
Kim Griffin - HTS Scorpions & Dying On Stage
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the sting of a scorpion and Kim Griffin joins us to share a time she got a terrible injury in the middle of a show!
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01:09:50 |
Tue 05 Dec 2023
How To Survive Bears & Overbearing People - Extended Edition
This week the gang are off for Thanksgiving but here is an extended version of a classic HTS! Danielle and Kristine learn that bears prefer a proper introduction and talk about dealing with overbeari…
01:18:50 |
Tue 28 Nov 2023
Stephanie Courtney - HTS Phrogging & Flailing
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive "Phroggers" secretly living in your house, and Stephanie Courtney shares a story of a disastrous moment on stage.
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01:05:19 |
Tue 21 Nov 2023
Jordan Morris - HTS River Otters & River Tubin'
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive River Otters and Jordan Morris joins us to talk about the twists and turns of a tubing trip!
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01:10:13 |
Tue 14 Nov 2023
Kevin Seccia - HTS Salem & New Jersey
This week Danielle and Kristine get into the halloween spirit by learning how to survive the Salem Witch Trials and Kevin Seccia joins us to talk about how he survived growing up in New Jersey!
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01:17:54 |
Tue 31 Oct 2023
Nyima Funk - HTS Returning From War & Returning To The Dispensary
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive returning from war and the hilarious Nyima Funk joins us to share her experience trying to make a return at a dispensary.
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01:10:28 |
Tue 24 Oct 2023
How To Survive Covid-19
This week Danielle and Kristine learn about Kris' bout with Covid and a Colonoscopy.
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00:57:26 |
Tue 17 Oct 2023
Mike Schmidt - HTS Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job EXTENDED EDITION!
We're taking some sick time! Enjoy this EXTENDED edition of a classic HTS episode! Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us t…
02:11:21 |
Tue 10 Oct 2023
How To Survive The Black Death
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the Black Plague! Yes it's still out there!
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01:14:30 |
Tue 03 Oct 2023
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