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More zany moving escapades --  Lexi takes an early exit from the moving truck – in 8 lanes of traffic! A thwarted fistfight on a rural road, meeting the neighbors three years too late, and a burrito …

Beth and Ted probe the pressing questions – what is the threshold for ‘high maintenance’ and do real women pump gas? Also, the battle of who sleeps worse, and does the ghost of Beth’s mother haunt a …

New episode! After a year and a half hiatus, Beth and Ted have more crazy stories to tell. Another cross country move, a new house with a creepy questionable past, and some 40 year old ‘love coupons’…

Just another move, so what could go wrong? How about a fire on the first night in the new house! A harrowing tale, yet also -- ridiculous! The discussion turns from flames and firefighters to shoes a…

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Beth and Ted take to the little links and trouble ensues. Plus, QR-code menu mayhem and a co-worker’s eye-opening insight that …

Spying on a weird neighbor burying something in his yard at 2AM, another eventful cross-country move, a new house that smelled like gas and Beth’s less than enthusiastic response when she sees/smells…

A July 2021 anniversary (#36) and bam, another move (#36)!!. The unexpected upheaval throws Beth and Ted’s life into a fiasco – competing bidders, missing moving trucks and another ghost??  

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After a moving hiatus (that will be described in later episodes) Beth and Ted are back with more tales of moving mayhem. A cross country trek that involved dead horses, a broken foot, and a smoking m…

Chasing a dog through 4 lanes of traffic, smoldering bikes, an AWOL cat stuffed in a mattress, and other moving nightmares.  Why didn’t Beth and Ted pack it up after this much trouble?!!

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Beth and Ted discuss their latest failing attempt to lose weight, a not-so-kind podcast critic,  another move -- this time to Tennessee,  home shopping network hi-jinks and a hillbilly go-cart run-in…

Beth and Ted discuss a ghostly bedroom visit, and an apparition with a nicotine habit. 
Plus a 2000 mile move to Hollywood for a job that didn’t materialize leads to some intense marital turmoil. Oh m…

Beth and Ted delve into each other’s cringe-worth habits. Plus, a puppet to the privates, psycho employees and dueling egos. Another day in paradise!

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Opening a children's acting school, Dousing unsuspecting kids with a fire extinguisher, bugs for breakfast and behind the scenes career battles. A masterclass for spouses on how NOT to work together!…

Beth and Ted investigate new information about the infamous 'sardines on the car engine' wedding incident (discussed in Episode 1). Digging for the truth about the fishy situation, they grill their f…

Some uncomfortable moments with a guy in a duck suit, trouble brewing on the home-front, and Ted’s infamous comedy misfire in the city of Pasadena, Texas that got him banned and fired. Oh my!

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Moving across the street from psychopathic hillbillies. Ted’s neighborly visit with a sleazy centerfold model. Beth and Ted’s attempted weekend getaway. Another long-distance move, and what not to do…

Beth and Ted laugh about the wide-ranging accents they’ve picked-up around the country. Plus, their baby doing a nosedive out of the crib, a hairdryer versus candle incident and a vomiting feline liv…

New baby, new jobs, new city. A chipmunk-chaser hurtling through the living room, a cross-country move that had to be un-done, an overheated elephant, and Beth's city-wide broadcast about Ted's laund…

Beth and Ted laugh about their high maintenance baby, another new city and Beth’s mother sleeping on the sofa… for five months! A broken Hollywood promise, a motor attached to the baby crib and a bal…

A bad luck song sets the stage for the craziness to come!  A plea at New York City night court, a move from LA to LA (Lower Alabama), ridiculous jobs at small-town radio stations, a harrowing birth w…