Honestly Smartless

Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying moms. 

Bits and Clips

00:00 Llama costume …

Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy.

Bits & Clips

00:00 Our origin story
07:26…

Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in rev…

Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex.

Highlights

00:00 Lettuce dog
05:25 Getting into litt…

Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us? 

00:00…

WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today. 

0:00 Curry Seagull 
04:28 SKIMS face contraption 
07:15 Gym Girlies Friends
12:58 Feeling Perfect T…

Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.

00:00 Shotguns and Lions
03:56 Nipple Clamps
07:01 Hunting Wives Recap
08:…

Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies.

01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky
04:20 Coldpla…

Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book.

00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call
02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal
04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photog…

Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.

Chapters


02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies
05:54 Lindsay doe…

Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball. 

Chapters

00:35 Orca…

Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper…

Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month!

Chapters

00:00 Honestl…

What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squ…

Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate.

 00:00 – Japanese fairy
 01:09 – Night creams are a scam
 04:05 – Goat's milk gon…

Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with another SKIMS bra no one asked for.

Chapters
00:00 - Ban…

Your beauty routine costs more than rent, and somewhere out there, a man is racing sperm in the name of masculinity. 

00:00 – Face Down, Ass Up Bees
02:19 – Beauty Standards & Why We’re Broke from Seph…

 Big dogs, tiny dogs, diving into celebrity fashion controversies, cultural appropriation, awkward social situations. Our review of Promising Young Woman, and the evolving world of adult entertainmen…

Who are you betting on to be the next pope? Root the Wood Turtle is scooting through life, we are big Fenty Beauty fans, and Jordon (Bill Belichick's girlfriend) is not a gold digger, she is an entre…

John Hamm and Shannon Sharpe refuse to be cancelled, Chelsea might be getting catfished, Lindsay blows the lid on the secret to a happy relationship, donkeys carrying lambs, Rent-A-Friend and more.

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