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The New Year's Eve Year in Review Show edited by former Nixon secretary Rose Mary Woods. I say that because due to logistical problems there's a couple minutes gap in the middle of the show after I t…

Phil Niekro passes, Hall of Fame and prominent Braves we've lost this year, Falcons with 3rd pick?! Will they choose a QB? Scott Van Pelt china virus, Hugh Freeze to the Vols? inside scoop on why Aub…

Christmas Show!  Auburn gets their man from...Boise State? Will Harsin be Grinch or Rudolph? Barners react, SEC awards, Saban coach of year?! Dan Mullen's wrist slap, Gators diss Sooners, LSU cleans …

CFP committee screws the Bearcats and America, bowls screw Army, ESPN eunuchs cover for them, Herbstreit throws rep and integrity out the window, looks like Bama has a bye in the 1st round, Dabo & ot…

Title game canceled, it's 3:37pm do you know where your Auburn coach is? Sarkisian? Notre Dame may take its ball and go home if parents can't come to playoff game, UGA hates Vandy for good reason, ne…

National Signing Day surprises, Kevin Steele new Auburn coach? Bo Nix nixed, Deion Sanders steals players from UGA and South Carolina, Tom Herman would rather be a Gamecock than a Longhorn, most poli…

Dan Quinn to Auburn? Hugh Freeze? Bo Jackson? Dan Wolken-America's CFB-hating P*ssy, Memes and puns about Florida shoe-tossing loss, Indians change their name to the Cleveland Steamers, Braves change…

Georgia Tech coach has a bee in his bonnet with Pitt coach, Eli Gold's streak at Bama ends, SEC signs deal with the de....ESPN, LSU's balls, glad we didn't count on BC to win the war, Gary Danielson'…

CFP rankings wrong as usual, Ray Perkins passes even though he was a WR, Dez Bryant done wrong, Freddie Freeman another award, Tim Brando vs Tony Barnhart, Falcons new GM a Saint? will Falcons pass o…

Gamecocks have new head cock, Vols fans vs Pruitt, SEC firings, Ohio St-Michigan rivalry hits rock bottom, Saban went stir crazy in quarantine, best & worst QBs in Rams history, new MLB rules, OMC! f…

UGA in Peach Bowl vs Cincy? bowl games, Michigan lying about china virus? why is Ohio St still in top 4? Sarah Fuller is a good thing if you don't think so you need your schlong elongated, Rece Davis…

UGA gains and loses a QB and an athletic director, McGarity leaving, CFB players quitting on teams, Falcons win is really a big loss, say no to Raheem Morris, Lane Kiffin 1 Mike Leach 0, men threaten…

 Maradona fans riot at his wake as a funeral home worker is fired for taking a thumbs-up selfie with the corpse in the coffin and in other news it's Friday in Argentina, Post-Thanksgiving Show, inter…

Sarkisian Era begins at Bama, Saban sits, is SEC ready for a girl football player? Maradona dies, NFL Thanksgiving game moved, CFP rankings, Gophers-Badgers tradition ends, Gamecocks coach, Charlie M…

Dabo calls out FSU, Kirby Smart calls out UGA fans, Joe Burrow meet Carson Palmer, Same Old Falcons a good thing, next GM may come from a cruddy team, everyone who wants to play football step forward…

UGA and Dolphins legend Jake Scott passes, Lou Holtz and Manny Diaz and Phil Fulmer have the chinavirus, what is it about Penn St and molesting boys and men? Kyle Muller & Braves, weird CFB game, bes…

UGA nabs big recruit, SEC on CBS is San Diego St vs Nevada?! chance for other conferences to hate Gary Danielson, more chinavirus whining, Drew Brees still cracked, breakdown of Braves players on HOF…

Did it feel like The Masters? Dustin Johnson and the 7 Dwarfs, Tiger Trap in Augusta, Gamecocks need a new head cock, Hugh Freeze a cock? Did Matt Corral get Will Muschamp fired? Lane Kiffin's clipbo…

Your NL MVP Ryan Tepera! Oops, it's a local boy named Freddie Freeman, Friday the 13, 2020 takes Paul Hornung as another sacrifice, The Masters orders up perfect weather, Tiger's start,  postponing C…

Veteran's Day and ballplayers, SEC games rescheduled due to insidious Fu Manchu virus, more panic porn from Kornheiser, Wilbon, and Finebaum, Fighting Irish kill their parents and Thanksgiving, how t…