Hesby Street

Hey Hesbos! Rejection is supposed to bother you, right? Zack starts a new business. Torio said, "great set" at the weirdest possible moment. We got a fun "would you rather" that's based on Zack's tri…

Hey Hesbos! How long do you push it before you give in and buy new socks? Probably not as long as us. Torio does a country club and discovers it's separate but not equal. RIP Budd Friedman, here's…

Hey Hesbos! We think back to a simpler time of Dunkaroos for lunch. Zack needs to figure out what to do with all his dirt. Torio manifests like a doomsday prepper. The world would be a much better pl…

Hey Hesbos! We voted! Torio's depressed. Zack's an offensive chef in a new HR video coming to a corporate email near you. We go full throttle this episode. We're talkin 110 mph the whole way. We need…

Zack got to work with his childhood crush. Torio lives in a fraction of a half, but all that's missing is some enchantment... and change for laundry. Grab a handful of Kit Kat, but make sure you get …

Hey Hesbos! Torio needs help with creating a video for his fans and stalkers. Scruff McGruff is takes a bite while getting sucked. Those soda machines are the future and it's scary. Piggy banks are d…

Multi-prong is here to stay. Zack tries a new impression. Put your 3-piece suit on, the serial killer profiler is here!! If you liked Thomas the Train as a kid. You're a serial killer. Whatever happe…

Torio misses "Coming Out Day," again this year meaning he has to wait until next year all over again. Zack explains the traditions of National Lefty Day. The NFL fumbles their new anti-cancer campai…

The earth is indented. Aliens are coming for our water and our Harries. We have a new secret menu item. Now are you ready to Fuel-a Di Fiyah? No leg room, no exit row service. Being a fireman isn't w…

Hey Hesbos! Torio couldn't make it to this episode, so we got hilarious comedian Willie Simon to fill in. We cover all of it: Hostage video acting, teachers into students, Zack's grandma's bullying t…

Hey Hesbos! Freemason is a dumb job. There, we said it. There's a big honey heist that we discussed in our Patreon episode, and we're gonna get our hands dirty... or sticky. Will a million ten do it?…

People have gotten too extreme, and our brains are pissed. There's a lot that can go wrong on a dinner date. Plates get taken, crumbs get dropped, double bombs get ordered. We're happy for the big mo…

Our standing ovation was scary long. Coach got a little carried away with this week's Patreon Pimp-Out. Oversized loads are confusing. Where are they taking that screw?! King Kong needs to check in b…

The first live recording is in the books, and boy oh boy did we break a lot of glasses!

Special thanks to the Bus Stop in San Francisco, Blonde Medicine, Jim McCambridge, our guests Orion Levine, Jali…

John Wayne will not make it stop, so don't even ask. You haven't made it until you have a nice house with one of those laundry sucking things that you can have sex with. Huh?

All everything is nothing…

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Zack carefully explains the best way for Torio to score chicks, while taking care of some other pressing matters. The dating app world is a frustrating place. Don't do men, sweetheart. We're gross. E…

We're not buying the spiders in the mouth myth. Torio still wants to eat ants. There's an action hero punch quota?! That water into wine miracle did a lot of damage. Coming up in the prophet scene wa…

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Want Disney+? Become a Patron and you'll get Torio's brother's password!! Torio wants to know what makes people tick. Zack wants to know why people won’t shake his hand. Just build a strap! We got Jo…