Halfwits & Failed Crits
Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a campaign!
Listen to our adventure averse journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune. Played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design!
Or dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated sci-fi epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine. Played with Stars Without Number, by Kevin Crawford.
(Produced by Halfwit Podcasts)
- Update frequency
- every 18 days
- Average duration
- 117 minutes
- Episodes
- 72
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Children of the Spine Ep 38 - You’ll Stand at the Precipice of Death and Insanity | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The Paradise runs out of fuel, stopping at the consumed vacation planet of Gyeong-otos to gather resources so they can escape the Terran.
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Children of the Spine Ep 37 - Till You Swing The Bat | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The Paradise is in trouble and its up to Mohan to save the fleet with the help of Trixie and Kremlin.
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Children of the Spine Ep 36 - The Spine, Twisted and Tied | A Stars Without Number Podcast
War. War Never Changes. The crew learns about the rise, golden age, and fall of the Terran Empire. Then they put boots on the ground as they embody Alpha Team, the a squadron of Terran …
Children of the Spine Ep 35 - Moments Lost in Time, Like Tears in Rain | A Stars Without Number Podcast
A new beginning, a new mega corp.
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Children of the Spine Ep 34 - Who am I to Deny Gravity | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise learns more about their new hive mind friend, the Spine, and Waotaka's life, while the threat of the Terran grows.
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Bonus - Triangle Agency
Welcome to the Triangle Agency fellow Resonant! This is your new hire training video featuring Agents Hazel (Kiley) and Finn (Laura) on Finn's first mission. Plenty to learn here so tak…
Children of the Spine Ep 33 - The Dark Between the Stars | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The Paradise Fleet is lost in the great void of the sector with uncharted spike drill paths and questionable guides, as they search for the isolated AI Colony in hopes of recruiting new…
Children of the Spine Ep 32 - No End to What a Living World Will Demand | A Stars Without Number Podcast
In the wake of the Terran's arrival, The Spiral Captains must decide the future of the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla. Meanwhile the crew of the Paradise is a bit on edge as they prepare to…
Children of the Spine Ep 31 - A Collection of Nitwit Ideas that Worked | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise has returned home to the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla for some much needed R&R as we watch them grow and the years go by.
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Children of the Spine Ep 30 - A Small Mirror to Practice Smiling | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise gains an unexpected ally, confronts an ancient enemy, and battles for the soul of a lost friend.
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Children of the Spine Ep 29 - Offer Me Proof of Your Existence | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise finds the Sarka Institute with the help of Tammy Hatt, their mechs, and some disguises. But first, they have to fix an office copier.
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Children of the Spine Ep 28 - Society Doesn't Always Do What's Right | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The Crew of the Paradise has arrived at the rumored location of Pythia, and while they try to figure out how to reach the planet under the mega-structure that is Seradin, they do some l…
Children of the Spine Ep 27 - Suffering That Brings Us Together | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise learn a bit about their stowaway Mother Dorya, send the crew of the Edda to the Speven Eleven to order a Spapple, and finally get some key info on how to confro…
Children of the Spine Ep 26 - What You Take with You, Not What You Leave Behind | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise have finally tied up most of their lose ends and are ready to take Eskel back to the AGF, but Eskel wants to get a taste of the pirate life first. The crew head…
Children of the Spine Ep 25 - Just Here for the Gasoline | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise is faced with an eternal dilemma, to pit or not to pit? Will they ever decide what to do next? The Sector may never know!
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Children of the Spine Ep 24 - The Taxpayer is the Most Hopeless | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise is off to take on their biggest bounty yet, the assassination of a rising warlord on the planet Wrux, where death and taxes take on a whole new meaning.
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Children of the Spine Ep 23 - In the Amber of the Moment | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The Crew of the Paradise lands on a dying planet looking for Eskel Folstad in a desperate bid to cross one item off a long list of mysteries.
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Children of the Spine Ep 22 - Slow and Sudden Change | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise is spending some time recovering from their injuries, fixing the ship, meeting Kei's parents, worrying about Pythia, and deciding which of a hundred different w…
Children of the Spine Ep 21 - The Unconsenting Soul | A Stars Without Number Podcast
C-C-C-COMA EPISODE IS HERE! Most of the crew is down for the count and trapped in the land of the Great Willow once again, as well as some new locales. Meanwhile Astrid and Kei get told…
Bonus - Murder on the Eberron Express
All Aboard as GM Kiley takes a cast of kooky killers for the ride of their lives! Join Cinis the Ice Queen (Luis), Ruby the Business Partner (Mary), Maxim the Scholar (Jonathan), and Tu…