Had To, Got To, Must

Question of the week: What constitutes "a body"?

- What is a body? What's cheating?
- Boxing/UFC weekend
- Rizzler's name EXPOSED
- Truckers talk to themselves
- Buford's Big Backery
- The boys trip in LA
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- Favorite flash games
- Football talk
- Mandatory fast food talk
- Cringe DJ
- Sex Talk Hotlines
- The 2024 Presidential Election and its effects on Mountain Dew
- Wordle
- Austin gets his Instagram commen…

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Austin's gf Andie joins us as today's guest

- Halloween special
- Video game talk
- Austin tried his first Zyn
- Cyberpunk anime
- Unwarranted dick pics
- Wikifeet
- Slims ex was on Detroit Streetwalkers
- F…

Austin's big brother Adam joins the pod

- School schedule at Freak Academy
- White people phrases tier list
- Darius
- Chicken talk
- Slims catfished someone on YikYak
- Han's birthday party
- We're making …

- Chromeo concert; Austin hates The Midnight
- Baseball talk
- Austin got a girlfriend
- No Jumper
- Cake talk
- Han made chili; Austin hates onions
- Swallowing gum
- Blood & Piss
- Neil Degrasse Tyson
- The…

Han's back!

- Chipotle lore
- Football talk
- Austin airs a grievance
- Coyote Joe's
- Soda talk
- Halloween costumes
- NFL Blitz 2000
- Beard talk
- NFL on Fox theme should be the national anthem
- Galaxy Gas
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Tone joins us as today's guest, 
check out his clothes on Instagram and TikTok: @broken__ego

- Stephen A. Smith on body pillows
- Throat tattoos. Ayyooo?
- Young Thug almost gets a mistrial
- Adult film a…

- A thousand bottles of baby oil - Diddy Talk
- Tupperware filed for bankruptcy
- Flubbing the numbers
- Wrestlemania
- Prison talk
- YouTube judges
- Gun talk
- Blue stuff
- Frog tier list
- Tipping the bud …

- Baby Slims drinks a snow globe
- Mandatory food talk
- Shannon Sharpe Freak Hour
- B.D.'s Mongolian BBQ horror story
- When you eat mushrooms and someone needs your help
- The crossover between Swifties…

- Old fashioned soda review
- Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
- Michigan inmate wins $100 million from Diddy
- Cannabis market forecast?
- Galaxy gas, hookah
- Stealing $20 from a kid playing hey mister for cigar…

- MAIL BAG
- Are all gamers "gamers"?
- Pee-Wee Herman walked so Spongebob could run 
- Uber stories
- The Costco Guys are Jewish
- Comedians are annoying
- They should sell reggies at the gas station
- Fla…

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- Slims is on hour 10 of drinking alcohol
- Shanin Blake
- Steve-O has become an annoying attention seeker
- Childhood tomfoolery stories
- Gym stories
- Origin of “had to”

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- The best football player names
- Gay Rocket Power
- Celeb talk
- Free Thug
- Fastest man alive
- $500
- Haircuts and more at Walmart
- Austin had an experience at A&W
- Shamokin Pennsylvania residents reac…

*takes edible*

- Slims birthday weekend
- What % of men know the name of the Asian reporter from Family Guy?
- Gray hairs/Dying your hair
- Kyle Rittenhouse in 2K
- Everything that happened in 2004
- Borde…

- Dame joins us as our first guest ever
- Female wrestlers
- Old Sylvester Stallone
- Hot girl tries set Austin up with her fat friend at the gym
- 50 grown adults line up around the corner for Crumbl Co…

- You have to show an Amish person a good time for Rumspringa. Wyd?
- Two 40oz's and a Crave Case
- What animal won't you eat?
- THC is stored in the balls
- When Gil got worked for his 12pc spicy
- Chris…

- First episode since our lil tiktok
- Billy Mays
- Everest College (that guy in the commercial DID go to college)
- Slims used to be a klepto
- Video games with "blunt mode" vs. "pause for the cause"
- Y…

BY GAWD! CINNAMON CHEX JUST PUT LIFE CINNAMON IN THE WALLS OF JERICHO!!

- Cerealmania ensues
- More junk food talk
- Shout out to hawk tuah
- Canned cocktails
- Was this a date?
- The things about porn nob…

- Super power of choice?
- Wii bowling
- Playing old video games
- Streaming
- Tiktok
- Delivery
- Spain is anti-freak hour
- Hey Arnold
- What's the best cereal?

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