A podcast about drinking, filth, and the American way!
Michael Benjamin, goes to HR!! Party Goats are on the rampage!! Don't eat the food in Peru!! If you ever try smuggling drugs, try out the Cocaine Toupee!! GUY PARTY, Aerobics will become a thing!! Wh…
Meth heads with drones, Apes and Michael Benjamins, Nano Boners, Used Underwear Vending Machines and Watermelon Football Helmets. The guys discuss this and much, much more on this episode of, GUY PAR…
Michael Benjamin, is training to become a flight attendant. Will he be labeled as a domestic terrorist? What does seducing fat girls, banging retarded chicks, feeding women sweet fruit, semen scienti…
What if you had the ability to fuck babes with aids? What if you could do so much cocaine your heart exploded and it would regenerate? What if you could use Jedi mind tricks to get blow jobs from ska…
What does Area 51 invasions, puppy launchers, getting high with aliens, Heavy Metal knitting championships, Flat Earthers, Pork Copters, WHO-DEY's and boob shapes and sizes all have in common? It's w…
Should Earth just be renamed America? Should all drugs be legal? Better yet, how about free drugs for all!!! Could bringing bidets to America create political peace? Grab a drink, go sign the "Bologn…
The guys got so stoned they forgot to post their 4/20 episode. On this episode, the guys discuss what a year like bender for, GUY PARTY, would be like and what drug they would schedule to do for each…
Kraft gets a rub and tug while the invention of a gas powered blow job becomes a thing. R. Kelly, starts a water park and the guys discuss Booty Bumps and pedophile barbecues!!! Grab a rain jacket an…
Valentines Day, is upon us and the guys got together to discuss what they'll be doing for this years, Hallmark holiday!!! So pluck some rose petals, draw a warm bath, grab a vintage 1982 E.T. Finger …
The government is currently shut down and the guys discuss what might happen if it continues. Could we all just take a note from, MB, and live off trash? Maybe, just build a wall of dumpsters? The gu…
The guys get all random and talk about bullshit that has no relevance with anything going on in the world!!! These topics include : Doing Ajax, Bumbling Bastards, different types of mustaches, smashe…
What does the Broncos getting rowdy, flight attendant's taking booze naps, daycare flight clubs, and Michael Benjamin meltdowns have in common? It's all part of this weeks, Booze News!!! The guys try…
On this episode, the guys get a little political as well as dive into proper orgy etiquette. Canada, can legally fire up the peace pipe!!! Is, Kanye West, a lunatic or genius? Is, The Connors, a hit …
Wouldn't it be cool to travel across the country in mere hours? What if they made Viagra for grandmas? The guys give, Alexa, the talking box, a sex quiz. They also dive into airships, Ronald McDonald…
Have you ever heard something go bump in the night? Has a goblin, ghoul, or government official ever touched you inappropriately? Who are you gonna call? GUY PARTY!!! The guys declassify tales of the…
On this episode, some of the guys were getting greasy down in Florida chowing down on vodka gummy bears and staring at 60 year old butt holes. They dive into, why Bert and Ernie are officially consid…
What does the rock Olympics, rubber chicken toss, and the shoe sniff competition all have in common? They're all festivities that take place at fairs throughout the United States during the summer. T…
Is there so much trash in America that Canada had to legalize marijuana to deal with us? Is Marijuana a racist term? The guys try discussing the government and don't make any god damn sense of it. Wo…
Working out in the nude is no big deal, right? Have you ever bit an animal to assert your dominance? Roller coasters aren't anything compared to getting an abortion in a moving car. Could placenta po…
What does challenges, beer tokens, puke spots, rage spots, pass out spots, and bonus or bummers have to do with GUY PARTY!?! Well, quite a bit actually but that isn't what this episode is about!! Thi…