Good Books Bad Banter

Tori & Maddie are singing their praises for Song of Achilles. Beautiful, soft, poetic, this book is everything we've been needing to get out of this book slump. In this episode Tori pops off with her…

What happened one summer? You fucked a fisherman? That sounds pretty hot, Captain. Maddie and Tori are smitten by this small town romance that was the perfect palette cleanser after CC1. With 4 & 5 s…

Genuine question, will you guys ever get tired of us gushing over anything and everything that SJM writes? No? Great, we didn't think so. The second half of this book took each of us on a ride, for M…

This bonus episode is for you, you dirty little whore 😋 This episode is all about Priest, suggested, shockingly, by Maddie?!?!?! I know, I was surprised too! We're both glad to have finally read this…

You're that bitch, I'm that bitch, she's that bitch, we're all that bitch and Bretman is THE bitch. Maddie and I both listened to the audiobook for this and Bretman was the voice actor - let's just s…

This week we found out that all multiple POV books are NOT made equal. At this point we'll have to change our name to BAD BOOKS BAD BANTER. Yet another DUD but, at the very least, we disliked this bo…

This story was a dark horse in our line-up and we are so happy we rode into it blind! Tell me why I want 7 freckles that look like a constellation now? Talk about making fictional characters my perso…

CROOKED KINGDOM IS SO FU*KING GOOD. BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF. Are we the only ones obsessed with that video? No? Thank Saints. Me and Maddie want to be saved by Kaz Daddy and his …

It's finally here!! We have begun our journey into another SJM universe, Crescent City. We've been hooked since page 1 and are already obsessed with Bryce & Hunt. We're fuckin frothin at the mouth to…

Legendborn was a strong story with a great main character and so much potential but this second book fell flat and had us disappointed! Like bro, what even was that?! Every chapter had Bre in some in…