Garbage of the Five Rings

26. Hidden Emperor Part 8: Toturi’s (E)dic(t)s

Toturi is finally back and Amelia and Jude are not happy as they lament the fact that no one learned any lessons from the last time an emperor was conspi…

Ep 25. Hidden Emperor Part 7: Oatmeal is Back on the Menu

Amelia and Jude wish everyone a merry snake-mas as they uncover the story of The Nothing and finally figure out where they were hiding that em…

24. Hidden Emperor Part 6: The Storming of the Secret of the Storming of Morikage Castle

Amelia and Jude attempt to discuss the finding of the Hidden Emperor, but don’t actually get there because they…

Jude and Amelia did a very stupid panel at AcadeCon 2019: We made a yearbook for the Clan Wars! Join us as we hand out superlatives for the various luminaries of 1128.

recorded: 11/8/19

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22. Hidden Emperor Part 5: Rooster Issues

Jude and Amelia discuss the daddy issues amongst the phoenix's new elemental masters, the problems with timelines, and how stupid Yakamo is. Plus bloodswords …

21. Hidden Emperor Part 4: Rokugani Health Codes

Amelia and Jude discuss whether Hitomi is properly trained to tattoo all those people, whether Kuni Yori knows anything about taxidermy, and what kinds…

20. Hidden Emperor Part 3: Law and Order Rokugan

Amelia and Jude revisit their favorite ninja in dress uniform, get excited that the unicorn are up to literally anything, and wonder how long is too lo…

19. Hidden Emperor Part 2: Something Funny About Absent Parents

Amelia and Jude try to figure out why everyone in Rokugan is a terrible parent. We meet Yokuni’s kid, Kamoko tries to avenge her mom, an…

18. Hidden Emperor Part 1: Oatmeal and Hands

Jude and Amelia at long last launch into the Hidden Emperor arc! It's a new era for L5R but some things never change. Jude still hates Hida Kisada, Amelia…

Episode 17. Bad Decisions at GenCon

Amelia and Jude realize that are too tired to finish the outline for the next episode, so they talk about their trip to GenCon instead.

Recorded: 08/11/2019

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16. Scorpion Clan Coup Part 3: Walls Walls Walls

Amelia and Jude feel kinda bad that Shoju has no friends, discuss the numerous mentions of walls in this arc, and (as always) hate on Toturi a bunch.

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15. Shoju and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Coup

Amelia and Jude do some rage math as they try to figure out travel times, discuss the death/not death of Doji Satsume, and refuse once again …

14 Scorpion Clan Coup Part 1:

Amelia and Jude ponder important questions like what else is in the basement of Kyuden Bayushi, why is Toturi still not dead, and just how chubby were Sotorii’s hands?

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13.5 Rokugan 101

Amelia and Jude might have been wrong about the audience for the show, so they attempt to give some basic background about Rokugan. It’s unclear if this will help or just make things…

13 Bonus Episode 2: Clan Wars Scroll 1: Scorpion

In this episode, Amelia is mean to Jude, but Jude was mean first by making her read this book.

Recorded: 06/06/2019

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12.Bonus Episode 1: New5R

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PALATE CLEANSER EPISODE! Amelia and Jude take a quick break from their dumpster diving to talk about what’s going on in the Fantasy Flight timeline. They disc…

Clan Wars Part 11: Clan Wars was Offal

In the final clan wars episode, Amelia and Jude discuss all the stuff that was too stupid to make it into the rest of the show, say the word ragamuffins too man…

Clan Wars Part 10: 2 Day 2 Thunder

Amelia and Jude explain the 2nd Day of Thunder, wonder why no one is likeable, and learn that the black scrolls were in our hearts all along (or at least in Yokuni’…

9. Clan Wars Part 9: Let's get ready to RUMMMMBBBLLEEEEE

Amelia and Jude are so close to the end of clan wars they can taste it. They discuss how Beige Jesus saves the day, the tragic death of Jude’s…

8. Clan Wars Part 8: Monks, Mantis, and McGuffins

Amelia and Jude are exasperated by new characters, passing references, and just how swole Yoritomo is. They are perfectly okay with Ishikawa being ju…