Gals & Goblins

PATREON RELEASE

Welcome to the first episode of Gabbin with the Gals! Sit back, get cozy, tuck into some lembas bread, have a sip of some warm tea, but more importantly enjoy the first Patreon episod…

That’s right, Jared also fumbled a baddie once. And we all went to Prom with The Group. Hear about our epic new leveled-up abilities, our masquerade ball plots, and our reactions to our juiciest, THI…

NOOOO!!!! It's the last main episode of 2024! *crying and throwing up while also punching a wall* However, worry not! For we have made this episode extra thick for our lovely listeners. The gals have…

Look inside our brains and you will find us dreaming of mooning people, fangirling over Rija and Priscilla, and making up ship names for every combination of the Gals. But don’t worry– of course we a…

LOOK OUT! A giant ship is trying to blow us up (again)!!!!! In this episode, the gals must use their quick thinking, friendship, and butts to get out of a hairy situation.

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The Gals give details on their deepest desires and supervillains who care about diversity in the workplace. Also, Jared goes on a wrestling tangent.

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When was the last time you had to give up something you cared about? Did you become stronger or have you still not healed? Well, our silly little heroes give away some pretty near and dear items that…

Time to interpret the visions that plagued us! Plus, we psychoanalyze Sabina and Levi, dispel the incest rumors (again), and talk Eldrivale procreation TRUTHS.

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WE AREN'T TIME TRAVELING!!!! Lilly would quit the show if we ever did that. Instead, our GM has decided to have the gals adventure through a period before the present time, in a tasteful examination …

No really. We stay on topic. Jared talks about all the loops the Gals threw him for and how he adapted, and he shares different endings we could have discovered… including alternate visions we could …

Nothing bad has happened or will ever happen to the gals nor their friends. Everything is good. . . right?

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Erm, what the sigma? Our skibidi rizz is off the charts and we’re about to mog and mew all over y’all. If you skip this Study Break you’re not fam and it’s -1000 aura points. Comment “mew streak” if …

EW NASTY! Some scawy widdle bugs need to be killed! Get em! Squash em! Oh and there's also a big ole DRAGON! Do people read descriptions? Comment "I love a brown butter cookie" if you real af. Can yo…

This episode contains SOLID evidence that the dice aren’t the problem– Campbell and Lilly are. Olivia says there’s only one explanation… it’s an issue with their souls. Tune in as we decide who to tr…

WHOA WHOA WHOA NO NEED TO GET ALL TESTY. The gals are caught between a rock and hard place while having to connect bridges to achieve a common goal. Who is lying and who is banana? Babooee. . . on th…

All it took was a silicone bendy straw. An all-time episode ending in the series, and the gals and goblin devolve into madness. 

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NYOOM! It’s a minecart roller coaster! The Gals and the Valkyrie kids are in for a wild ride that definitely doesn’t follow the laws of time and space. Things keep getting weirder… and there’s no sig…

I SAW GOODY PROCTOR WITH A NIPPLE! Tune in this week to hear the Gals and Goblins Civil War unfold. 

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OHHH HELLOOO THERE! Please come into my lovely warm shack where I keep aplenty of marvelous treasures! See how many udders my sheep possess? A multitude indeed. Now you must find my lost sheep, you d…

Buckle up! You’re about to find out which Gal is JFK kin, which one has a toe ring, and which one is not beating the foot fetish allegations. Spoiler alert: there’s one of each. Plus Testa, Ho-ho Sal…