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Rated R
Opens: February 21, 2025
Kevin says THE MONKEY ROCKS!

An iconic Stephen King story from the 80s is finally getting a feature film adaptation.

LONGLEGS director Osgood Perkins turns the key o…

Rated PG-13
Opens: February 14, 2025
Kevin says CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD kinda rocks!

Strap on your wings and grab your shield. Marvel Studios is coming in hot with CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NE…

Rated R
Opens: February 7, 2025
Kevin says LOVE HURTS kinda sucks!

Coming off the success of EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE, Ke Huy Quan is given his own action film.

LOVE HURTS puts Quan at the …

Rated PG
Opens: January 31, 2025
Kevin says DOG MAN ROCKS!

From the minds that brought you CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS comes a new cuckoo-crazy kids cartoon in theaters.

Based on the graphic novels by Dav Pi…

Rated R
Opens: January 24, 2025
Kevin says FLIGHT RISK kinda rocks!

In theaters now is a January thriller with significantly more plane than the movie PLANE.

Mel Gibson sits back into the director’s…

Rated R
Opens: January 17, 2025
Kevin says WOLF MAN kinda rocks!

After knocking it out of the park with THE INVISIBLE MAN, Leigh Whannel reboots another famous Universal Monster.

WOLF MAN tells the …

Rated R
Opens: January 10, 2025
Kevin says DEN OF THIEVES 2: PANTERA SUCKS!

It’s January, and that means it’s time for terrible action movies and substandard sequels. This week, we get both with DEN…

Rated R
Opens: January 3, 2025
Kevin says THE DAMNED kinda sucks!

On a weekend certain to be dominated by holiday leftovers, a independent thriller slid its way into wide release.

THE DAMNED follows…

Rated R
Opens: December 25, 2024
Kevin says NOSFERATU kinda rocks!

Dracula has risen from his coffin again, this time as Count Orlok in NOSFERATU.

The original NOSFERATU was made in Germany without …

Rated PG
Opens: December 20, 2024
Kevin says SONIC 3 kinda rocks!

The third installment of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG bolts onto the big screen this week.

SONIC 3 sees a new threat with another super-power-…

Rated PG-13
Opens: December 13, 2024
Kevin says THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE WAR OF THE ROHIRRIM kinda rocks!

THE LORD OF THE RINGS returns to theaters, this time in animated form.

THE LORD OF THE RIN…

Rated R
Opens: December 6, 2024
Kevin says Y2K kinda sucks!

Every generation has it all-night teen movie – from AMERICAN GRAFITTI and SIXTEEN CANDLES to CAN’T HARDLY WAIT and SUPERBAD. Now Millennia…

Rated PG
Opens: November 27, 2024
Kevin says Moana 2 ROCKS!

In a year of hit or miss sequels, Disney animation delivers another strong installment.

It’s been eight years since we met the Polynesian …

Rated PG
Opens: November 22, 2024
Kevin says Wicked kinda rocks!

A Broadway favorite has finally made its way over the rainbow and onto the silver screen.

Based on the Tony Award-winning musical, WI…

Rated PG-13
Opens: November 15, 2024
Kevin says Red One kinda sucks!

With Christmas movies in full swing this year, it’s time for one about Santa on steroids.

RED ONE takes us to the North Pole wher…

Rated PG
Opens: November 8, 2024
Kevin says The Best Christmas Pageant Ever kinda rocks!

Move over, turkeys. We’re comin’ in hot with the Christmas movies.

First up is THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVE…

Rated PG-13
Opens: November 1, 2024
Kevin says Here kinda sucks!

Tom Hanks and Robin Wright reunite with director Robert Zemeckis for a new film.

HERE tells the story of a home, starting from wilder…

Rated PG-13
Opens: October 25, 2024
Kevin says Venom: The Last Dance kinda sucks!

Sony is desperately trying to keep its Spider-Man-adjacent properties alive this year with a third VENOM movie.

VENO…

Rated R
Opens: October 18, 2024
Kevin says Smile 2 ROCKS!

After Paramount’s SMILE was a box office hit, it’s no surprise they made a bigger and louder sequel.

SMILE 2 follows a trouble pop star on t…

Rated R
Opens: October 11, 2024
Kevin says Saturday Night kinda rocks!

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE turns 50 this year, so Hollywood is looking back at the origins of the groundbreaking sketch comedy show.

S…