Factory Sealed Video Game Podcasts
It’s time to gather round your console and join the finest gaming community in all the land. If you are looking for equal parts random life story and absurd video game analysis, then join hosts Eric, Dan,
Tom, and Zack for a light-hearted, tangent-filled romp through gaming's past, present, and future.
- Update frequency
- every 15 days
- Average duration
- 119 minutes
- Episodes
- 276
- Years Active
- 2012 - 2025
Retro - Sidequests Announcement
Time's are a changing! This is just a quick announcement regarding the new show we just launched called Factory Sealed - Sidequests.
00:04:11 |
Sun 03 Jan 2021
Retro – Ep. 214: Resident Evil Remake
A mysterious house filled with puzzles, monsters, and a suspicious man in tight denim shorts waiting to put holes in our discs awaits us as we tackle the Gamecube remake of Resident Evil.
02:28:27 |
Sun 20 Dec 2020
Retro – Ep. 213: Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII
Expect much splurging about the PS5 just before Vincenzo Valentine is back from his Italian Escape to battle the forces of Deepground in Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII.
02:11:51 |
Sun 06 Dec 2020
Retro – Ep. 212: Metal Gear Solid 3
A new generation is upon us, but we're still in a dream as we play stealthy jungle classic Metal Gear Solid 3: Snek Eator, while Eric is forced to stymie his excitement over getting a PS5 a week befo…
03:23:16 |
Sun 15 Nov 2020
Retro – Ep. 211: Fatal Frame
Who needs professionals qualified to do their jobs? We can get through Fatal Frame (well, Dan can) armed only with a camera and a giant ladder borrowed from a decorator.
02:38:53 |
Sun 25 Oct 2020
Retro – Ep. 210: Ape Escape
Two become one as Eric and Mike freshen up with a new scent, share some pillow talk about the PS5 and Xbox Series X, and spank some monkeys in Ape Escape.
03:00:56 |
Sun 11 Oct 2020
Retro – Ep. 209: Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Back in the day we only had the PS5 to pre-order, filthy cakes to buy, and Nazis to shoot in Return to Castle Wolfenstein...and we were happy. And we were grateful.
02:47:26 |
Sun 27 Sep 2020
Retro – Ep. 208: Parasite Eve
We're getting all hot at the thought of playing Parasite Eve, but then our temperatures really start flaring off the scale because of Mike's very interesting shower designs.
02:45:54 |
Sat 12 Sep 2020
Retro – Ep. 207: Grandia - Part 2
We've got a significant hard-on for several games this week, including Mortal Shell, Fall Guys, Salt and Sanctuary, and Microsoft Flight Simulator, but it unfortunately gets downgraded to a semi for …
02:54:17 |
Sun 30 Aug 2020
Retro – Ep. 206: Grandia - Part 1
The Summer RPG returns once again as we join Justin and Sue for an adventure through the first half of Grandia! - Also included is an extended discussion on unusual bathroom hygiene/snacks, easy mode…
03:07:19 |
Sun 02 Aug 2020
Retro – Ep. 205: Portal
This show is a triumph and we're making a note here - huge success, as we tackle Valve's puzzling classic Portal.
02:18:27 |
Sun 28 Jun 2020
Retro – Ep. 204: Metroid Prime
Samoose is once again loose aboot this hoose as we boot up Metroid Prime, gush over the big PS5 reveal, and give Eric a very special new job in our impromptu band.
02:26:10 |
Sun 14 Jun 2020
Retro – Ep. 203: Alan Wake
Alan's constantly losing his trusty flashlight and fighting against both a nonsensical plot and a Dark Presence as we tackle Remedy's psychological thriller, Alan Wake!
02:45:30 |
Sun 17 May 2020
Retro – Ep. 202: Final Fantasy 7 Remake Spoilercast (And Non-Spoilercast)
It's finally here! Final Fantasy 7 Remake is out and we've all beaten it! Join us for both a spoiler-free analysis and - if you've finished it - a full spoilery chat too! Hey, at least it isn't Zelda…
04:03:55 |
Sun 26 Apr 2020
Retro – Ep. 201: Half-Life
The Half-Life of this twaddle of a show may have come and gone, but that isn't gonna stop us! We polish off our finest crowbar, fight off the giant testicle aliens of the original Half Life, and talk…
03:33:31 |
Sun 05 Apr 2020
Retro – Ep. 200: Super Mario World
We've reached our monumental 200th episode! Let's celebrate by recapping Tom's bachelor party, playing some Super Mario World, and listening to your amazing messages.
04:35:42 |
Sun 22 Mar 2020
Retro – Ep. 199: Mega Man Zero
Unwisely once again, Dan and Mike let Eric loose talking about Mega Man Zero... at great length. There's plenty of time to splurge everywhere over the Final Fantasy VII Remake Demo at length beforeha…
03:02:26 |
Sun 08 Mar 2020
Retro – Ep. 198: Golden Axe
Grab your vibrating kneecaps as we pit Penis Thrust Man, Lady Butt Cheeks, and Mini-Me against hordes of enemies in an attempt to decide which of the first three Golden Axe games is superior.
02:11:52 |
Mon 24 Feb 2020
Retro – Ep. 197: The Revenge of Shinobi
Near, far, wherever you are, close the top half of your door, cozy up in your meat sweats, and gaze far across the distance into the Sonic movie you've seen every night in your Dreams before dozing o…
02:40:42 |
Sun 16 Feb 2020
Retro – Ep. 196: Conker's Bad Fur Day (Again)
Pop an Alka Seltzer and join us for some context-sensitive fun through Conker’s Bad Fur Day; an adventure that incorporates giant operatic shit mountains, sadistic teddy bears, Liverpudlian dung beet…
02:55:37 |
Sun 02 Feb 2020
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