Everything Is Real, by Garbage Brain University

Hello Ghosts is the GBU spin-off featuring Natalie and our friend Elissa, and their investigations into local paranormal lore. This is our first free episode - future eps will be available for patron…

Elephants are nature’s biggest vegans, and today, Natalie & Drew talk about elephant noses, how to ride a bicycle with an elephant, how long it takes an elephant to pee, why they eat 18 hours a day, …

Natalie tells you why working in the library makes you want to die. Drew tells you about going to the bookmobile behind the Arby’s. Together, they plan The Floppy Cop Drop. These, along with actual f…

Natalie reveals her newest invention, a bike-seat-styled commode, and explains why she hates it so much when astronauts float around. Drew attempts to name all of the crappers that have ever existed.…

Our friend Bryan stopped by to talk teenagers with us, in this bonus episode of GBU! Bryan is half of Street Fight Radio, an iconic anarcho-comedy show from Columbus, and like Drew and Natalie, he al…

In today's episode, we talked about why degenerate boomers are buying stale cereal on eBay, the cereal born from enemas, The Meat Of The Beef, and what Lucky Charms did to honor our nation’s antifa. …

In today’s episode, Natalie & Drew talk about eating rocks, stealing pee from children, necrophilia, and why you have to wear socks if you want to nut. It’s the all-kink episode of Garbage Brain Univ…

Today’s episode features the absolutely true story of the title, plus the reason why Natalie won’t get on (or out of) a spaceship, Drew’s favorite conspiracy theory, why some people think Saddam Huss…

In this episode, Drew & Natalie Dee answer the age-old question: do ants have dicks? We also talked about how to cook ants, ant communism, why ants puke, and finally reveal the story of the time we g…

Today’s episode of GBU features our friend Elissa (@badgirlfriday) and it’s a double-sized tale of the time Natalie and Elissa went to a psychic last week to explore their past lives. We talked cryst…

It’s true. Babies are stupid. In this episode, we talked about stealing a baby’s milk, giving birth on drugs, why babies don’t need clothes, and the time our kid said Fuck in the parent-teacher confe…

Happy 2020! Episode 60 of Garbage Brain University is here, and it’s all about tattoos, the permanent markings we love to get on our skin. Drew & Natalie talk about why they want to see nipples, the …

Hey! It’s Natalie Dee & Drew Toothpaste, and we’re back again to talk about drop-kicking cheese across the yard, the relationship between horses and goats, and, of course, why three goats were once t…

Natalie & Drew are joined by our friend Brett Pain from Street Fight Radio to talk about “flyover country,” that imaginary region of our nation in between the two very important coasts. In this doubl…

Natalie & Drew talk about why school spirit sucks, what happens when you only listen to Pretty Hate Machine, and how to follow someone backwards, in your car. We also listed 45,000 different facts ab…

This is our 53rd episode, and we’re finally sharing Natalie’s vast knowledge of soda, pop, coke, fizzfizz, bupples, glunk, diet bupples, or whatever you want to call the non-alcoholic flavored drinks…

Hey! It’s Drew & Natalie Dee, back again with another Garbage Brain University for you. This week, we’re talking horses, donkeys, zebras, and zonkeys. We’ve got a panoply of horse facts and weird hor…

Drew & Natalie Dee explain why Siri, and all personal digital assistants, plop. We also talk about the Panopticon, improving your Ad Experience, getting clickbaited, why Drew isn’t an Eagle Scout, an…

This week, we had our friend Rodney Anonymous (of the Dead Milkmen) on to talk about witches, witchcraft, spells, and what happens when someone pulls a knife on you in a sub shop. Listen (and play al…

Natalie and Drew expose the hidden world of vampires in this episode. We talked half-human/half-vampire hybrid babies, why we hate Beowulf, why zombies are less real than vampires, bags of blood, and…