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This week Hassan and Tristan travel back from the future to warn you of grave undertakings and of an evil executive uprising!

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This week Hassan and Tristan bring you the FINEY AWARDS! The most prestigious, well-put-together, professional award show to ever exist on the internet!

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This week Hassan and Tristan return to the world of Elden Ring! And this time Tristan has completed the game. Does he still harbour the same negative opinions as before or has he totally flipped the …

This week Hassan and Tristan are the deus ex machina as they discuss season 2 of Pantheon!

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This week Hassan and Tristan are here to tell you three things that will haunt you the rest of your days:

You ruined your father.  You crippled your family.  And baldness is hereditary!

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This week Hassan and Tristan battle the genma in feudal Japan!

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This week Hassan and Tristan seek their fortunes deep in the dungeon, but sadly did not pack enough to eat while down there. There's only one solution...

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This week Hassan and Tristan join the Autobots and the Maximals to fight those dastardly Decepticons and the persnickety Predacons!

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In this spooky EiFNiR Hallowe'en episode it's a double feature! Tristan had a rough time watching James Wan's horror movies and thus pivots hard into the Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors. Watch as he fo…

This week Tristan and Hassan join the Straw Hat Pirates, sail the high seas and doing all of that cartoon pirate thing live-actionly.

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This week Tristan and Hassan join the X-Men and resist the gennocide of mutantdom!

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This week Tristan and Hassan get J Jonah Jameson all of the pictures of Superman he could ever want!

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What? Who the hell is Spider-Man?

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This week Tristan and Hassan grab their dice and cheetos and let Astarion become a vampire lord!*

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*Hassan would like to acknowledge that letting anyone become a vampire lord is a bad idea.

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This week Tristan and Hassan hunt the greatest monsters of all: Netflix Studio Executives!!

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This week Tristan and Hassan sail away to carve their lives out in the fabled Vinland!

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This week Tristan and Hassan go on one last journey through Pallet Town to become the very best like no one ever was...

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This week Tristan and Hassan travel to the darkest streets of the East End of Gotham to fight crime by talking about their feelings after smashing in some mobster's teeth!

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This week Tristan and Hassan join the Straw Hat Pirates, sail the high seas and wind up crashing on a mysterious island where their memories are stripped away!

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This week Tristan and Hassan travel across the multiverse, encountering weird versions of themselves and just tearing them a new one each time! Poor shlubs.

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This week Tristan and Hassan travel to the dark reaches of Skull Island to catch a giant ape king of some sort!

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