Erin Rose's Never Seen It

Tommy Jarvis is a tiny perv.

We almost stop talking about the movies immediately after starting.

MONEY MONEY CERVIX

G A R B A G E D A Y

It’s like Casablanca but boring and terrible.

Yer goddamn FARTS

Just because you are being honest doesn’t excuse your behavior or give you a moral high ground.

Forget the stigma, abortions are normal and healthy.

“The best part of Joker was getting a haircut beforehand” - Nicholas Souder, a shallow human being

B*tch better have my honey

Live from the Haunted Basement it’s three drunk people talking about six films.

Nick hates his hangover, Bob hates the wrong type of time travel, and Erin hates her co-hosts.

Erin reinforces ownership of her co-hosts' hair, Nick shares a sad story from his youth, and Robert changes his life.

Erin thinks PT Anderson is four people, Robert says he won't discuss The Post, and Nick finally doesn't smell like falafel.

Erin spills mineral water and beer, Bob knocks over wine, special guest Dan throws around a candy bank, and Nick only has one towel.

Chewbacca or machine gun?

dark spiral

We finally watched a movie with a strong female lead (praise hands emoji) An entire episode without blank faced idiots and their fast cars. Don't worry: it's short lived. I'm writing this from the fu…

If you haven't noticed the ongoing theme with all three episodes do not worry: this one lays it on pretty thick. But we are all here, we all watched the films this time, and we all know that plants n…