Enlarge Your Vocabulary

'Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together, please, for Sir Reginald Fuzzyboots and his band, the Zoophilists!'
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'Did you hear the one about the politician they called the nodding marionette? Turns out, in the end, he was just another quockerwodger!'
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Jeremy sat in venerable silence, basking in the august elegance of the cathedral.
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'Shouldn't you be slowing down at your age?'
'Slow down? I’m in the vesperal period of my life, Sonny. Out of my way!'
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Agatha found a handwritten note from Cyril in her bag: 'My darling, please rendezvous with me tonight at 7 p.m. Location: Our secluded amour. Before the dinner party, we must have a moment together, …

They often took hand in walks together in the gloaming of summer days.
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As he reflected on his past, he was filled with a deep sense of solecism, recalling the missteps that now shaped his life.
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'Let's catch the... um, the thingy to go downtown!'
'The thingy?'
'Yes! You know, that thing with lots of seats, a big steering wheel, a driver—what's it called?'
'Do you mean a bus?'
'Isn't that wha…

'Jan is always at the library.'
' Why?'
'She's looking for a sapiophile.'
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'Hey, watch out for the afterclap!'
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'Cody, please, for the love of all things delicious, manducate, manducate!'
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'Nigel, come here, my bold swashbuckler of derring-do!'
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The monthly meeting of the Ultracrepidarian Society will be held tonight at 7.30 p.m.
Topic: Things We Know Nothing About.
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'And why is it, Henry, that scientists don't trust atoms?'
'Could it be that atoms tend to make up everything, sir?'
'Oh, very droll, Henry, very droll.'
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'But they were so rude, so arrogant, so ... 'Churlish?'
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They thought slipping out through the window would be an inconspicuous way to leave—they were wrong!
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'Everybody looks at him when he laughs.' 'You mean he's conspicuous by his booming laughter?'
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Freodful is a magnificent creation from the nineteenth century, embodying a precious gemstone of meaning for our sophisticated society.
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'She's so clear and easy to understand. Is she lucid, or is she luculent?'
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'All that jargon - I can’t make sense of anything he's saying!'
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