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The Whole Gang Gets Back Together, The Party Expertly Avoids Plot Hooks and Lays Siege to Ravenloft Instead, The Difficulties of Falling While Invisible, A Knife Fight, Strahd's Lieutenant Doesn't Un…
Blame Brock.
A Well Worn Path, Wash Has so Many Cloaks, Wartle Doesn't Know What it Means to Be Alive, The Vistani are Still Jerks, Defensive Moonbeam, Roasted vs. Toasted, The Vistani Retreat, Elun…
The Party Finds a Friendly Evil Dead, Wash Looks for Eluned and Inspects Curtains, More Vaporous Dragons, Two Entirely Unrelated Conversations do a Great Job at Filling in the Blanks, I Can't Hear yo…
Willy is Flashing Back, Exploring Argynvostholt, Wash Cant Look at a Chandelier, A Lengthy Discussion of Doors, Bustin' Ghosts, "Screw it, Let's Do It", Finger Arrows, Eluned Continues to Pretend to …
Zombies or Poor People?, Wolf Skaggi, Introducing Marko and Wartle, Marko and Wartle Druidcraft Each Other, Brock Violates So Many Copyrights, Birch Bark Pants, Martikov Reunion, Wash Gets Unejaculat…
A Mysterious Mansion, Counterspelling a Cantrip, Eluned Sees Through the 4th Wall, Wash Sits on a Copper Throne of Dreams, A Library of Disappointments, Van Richten's Backstory, Esmerelda Becomes an …
Yes, we are still alive. No, there are not excuses. Blame Brock. Apologies of all kinds. One member of the party (blame Brock), decided to zoom in from work. It has been nearly insurmountable to edit…
No One Knows How to Fight a Fire, It's Not the First Time We've Seen Vallaki in Flames, Abandoning Wachter House, Wash and Gerry Create Hallowed Rubble, Two Maids, a Cook, a Bloody Boy and a Hippie W…
A Conversation with Corander, Somehow No One Wonders Where Mandolf Went, Sexy Evil Cultist, Barovia's Most Helpful Vampire, Sexy Undead Cultist, Willy Makes a Floating Stomping Statue and Wash Really…
The DM actually dies during this session. Walk with him through the first two days of a head cold in three hours.
A Surprisingly Respectful Looting and Mutilation of an Old Friend, Willy is Basic, L…
An Extremely Suspicious Tree, Elaborate Surprise Plans, Utter Surprise Failure, Zombie Arnauldo Appears, My Armor Class is Tiny Hut, Bra of Holding, Willy Makes a Huge Mistake, The Hag Blows Wash and…
There is a bit of a time drop after the break. You don't miss much, but feel free to blame Brock.
Assault on the Windmill, Bardic Regret, Butter Teeth and Butter Eyes, Eluned Does Eluned Things in a…
Werebattle Aftermath and a Typically Over Complicated Plan the Achieves Nothing, Eluned Spends Most of the Session Carrying 1000 Copper Coins Somehow, Mandolf Doesn't Tuck, More Teeth Hijinks, Wash a…
You guessed it. Brock deleted another episode. Prepare to miss out on all of our combat comedy stylings. Also, Eluned does Eluned things and finds closure. There is a pretty thorough recap in the nex…
We're Fighting Werewolves, Alone with a Flute and a Dead Body, Kids in Cages... Thanks Obama, The Party Hatches an Elaborate Plan to Trick the Wolves into Fighting Each Other, Orphans Are Terrible at…
Brock Works Really Hard to Not Ask a Question That He Ends Up Asking Anyway, Wash Returns Some Videotapes, Shakira Gets a Chicken, Rictavio Lore Dumps on the Party, Dag Brings Exciting News About the…
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