Dr. Fix Me

Dr. Fix Me meets Dan Anonymous, a recovering alcoholic, who is annoyed by his sponsee’s inane questions. Jim Anonymous joins the show with his incessant curiosities, which range from adorable to offe…

Dr. Fix Me meets Lil Miss Chastity Marshals, the reigning queen of the Illinois Junior Pageant Circuit 2022, brought to you by Tom Wood Ford.  Lil Miss Chastity claims her tiara has been withheld fro…

Dr. Fix Me meets Mitch Broke, who accuses the doctor of bullying him in grade school. Is early onset alcoholism to blame for Dr. Fix Me’s behavior? This episode is sponsored by Curtiss Quinton Niles …

Dr. Fix Me meets Spunkers the Rat, a lab rat, who has learned how to talk as well as how to use TikTok. Doctors Johnson & Johnson, conjoined twin brothers, join the show to explain why being rich mea…

Dr. Fix Me meets Amber, who wants advice on how to minimize her frequency of asking others for advice. Amber the cat joins the show to explain how badly she needs to eat real cat food. This episode i…

Dr. Fix Me meets Mandy who needs help firing her family from her newly inherited business. Mandy’s brother, Moore, joins the show and misunderstands who is firing him. Today’s episode is sponsored by…

Dr. Fix Me meets Warrant Officer Cody Burnett who is beaming in from deep space, aboard the USCSS Fedonza commercial space vessel, with an alien problem. Captain Noah joins the show to explain why he…

Dr. Fix Me meets Dan Dylan who wants to reconnect with his son, Boy. Boy Dylan joins the show to reveal his actual name and why his relationship with his father is dysfunctional. Today’s episode is s…

Dr. Fix Me meets Scarscrab, a battle crab coach, who challenges his rival battle crab coaches, Dovisticus and Clitoris, to a crab battle. Dovisitcus and Clitoris join the show to represent Russia in …

Dr. Fix Me meets Mason Riblets, who suspects his ex-wife of stealing his prize duck, Quacky. Dorine, Mason’s ex-wife, joins the show to explain how Mason would prioritize Quacky over their relationsh…

Dr. Fix Me meets Beth, who has been accused by her neighbor of being a witch. Good Miller joins the show to explain why she has defamed Beth publicly. Today’s episode is sponsored by Svetlana Natasha…

Dr. Fix Me meets Louie Lang, a plucky reporter, who suspects his coworker is an alien super hero. Clara Cant joins the show to elaborate how her relationship with Louie went from romantic to toxic. T…

Dr. Fix Me meets Ima Endem, who wants to kill, resurrect, and re-kill his friend. Mike Three Names joins the show unaware of why Ima is upset with him. Today’s sponsor is Franklin Von Christ, who spe…

Dr. Fix Me meets Keileigh With A Why who wants to repair her relationship with her boyfriend, Diesel.  Diesel explains how he reacted after learning Keileigh performs on OnlyFans.com. Today’s episode…

Dr. Fix Me meets Fleetwood Macintosh.0 (AKA “Fleo”), a man who wants to be eaten for sexual gratification. His sister, Cleo Macintosh 2.0, joins the show to support him in his quest.  This episode is…

Dr. Fix Me welcomes back Jimmy Reynolds, a previous sponsor, who fears for his life. Hunter Biden joins the show and attempts to negotiate a deal to help.  This episode is sponsored by Toby’s Touchie…

Dr. Fix Me meets Stone Cold Steve Austin, a former professional wrestler, who has turned a new leaf to become Kind Hearted Steve Austin. While struggling with his inner demons, Mr. Austin seeks to ma…

Dr. Fix Me meets Quagmire Forsythe, AKA “Dougie,” who wants to take over his father’s business. Dougie’s father, Amicably Forsythe, shares his unfiltered feelings for his son.  Today’s episode is spo…

Dr. Fix Me meets Reginald Rufius, a famous English composer, who claims his latest and greatest composition has been stolen.  “Gadj” cautiously joins the show to extort money from Dr. Fix Me to revea…

Dr. Fix Me meets Uncle Hoover III who is fed up with his nephew eating all his food. Baby Lucas joins the show to clarify his uncle’s status in the Hoover household. This episode is sponsored by Clin…