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Dot Plot Ascension

 Quinn Rentz, Robert Finley, Kalena Sills

Three friends embark on the world's greatest adventure, scouring the internet for impossibly titled anime, and making jokes about how good some of them are. Your beautiful, talented, and humble hosts: Quinn Rentz, Kalena Sills, and Robert "Hot Bobby" Finley.

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Comedy Tv Reviews Tv & Film Improv
Update frequency
every 16 days
Average duration
72 minutes
Episodes
30
Years Active
2020 - 2025
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Sork-Anime, Freakin' Lovers, and the Cat Girl Culture Thesis

Sork-Anime, Freakin' Lovers, and the Cat Girl Culture Thesis

ANIME. GOOD ONES. CAT GIRLS. NYAAA-TY ONES. It's Dot Plot Ascension, bringing you the HEAAAT. Nyaaaaa :3

Get ready for some pure, unadulterated anime mayhem. It is a fun one.

We talk about Wonder Egg P…

01:16:46  |   Mon 11 Aug 2025
Dot Plot Fitness Challenge: How Much Am I Can A Heavy Boy Dumbell Girl Lift (Fortnite) The Stromgest?

Dot Plot Fitness Challenge: How Much Am I Can A Heavy Boy Dumbell Girl Lift (Fortnite) The Stromgest?

On this week's brutally honest deep dive into the uncomfortable and dark depths of anime depravity:

It's a goddamned Rashomon. Kalena and Bob watched three shows, in separate places, in different lang…

01:03:46  |   Wed 25 Jun 2025
Wobert Knows Worbs

Wobert Knows Worbs

worbs have mmeanings and consequences. And we said a whole lot into microphones, recorded them, and called it a podcast called DOT PLOT ASCENSION. The energy is off the chain here. We recorded in a s…
01:08:20  |   Thu 19 Jun 2025
Isekai Intro, an M-Preg chaser, an Indie Horror Comedy, and I'm thinking Faye Dunaway

Isekai Intro, an M-Preg chaser, an Indie Horror Comedy, and I'm thinking Faye Dunaway

Oh man, we meant Fay Wray the whole time. Anyways. We're casting stuff, pods mostly, and they're about animes. We start off with an impromptu diversion into ISEKAI MADLIBS, and it goes very well. Psy…

01:05:54  |   Thu 22 May 2025
GIRLS NIGHT: Dot Plot Correction Corner (Justice for Flim Flam) and a Rascal's Trip to the Blowing Alley?!?!?!?

GIRLS NIGHT: Dot Plot Correction Corner (Justice for Flim Flam) and a Rascal's Trip to the Blowing Alley?!?!?!?

If you saw the original upload of this episode, no you didn't, the audio was broken and bad and it's god's fault, not ours. Regardless. We open today's episode with an apology. An apology to our view…
01:09:26  |   Tue 08 Apr 2025
TIME TRAVEL SPECIAL EPISODE: Dot.Plot://Ascension_FiNaL ReBirth_bY_sLeEp?!?!?!?

TIME TRAVEL SPECIAL EPISODE: Dot.Plot://Ascension_FiNaL ReBirth_bY_sLeEp?!?!?!?

Robert built a time machine, back to 2016, and cut together an absolute HEATER of a career retrospective. From the lost "Soundcloud" era of Dot Plot, a magnificent clip show, containing the birth of …
01:15:39  |   Fri 14 Mar 2025
Bogus Host <<Plotmaster>> ~About the Time Quinn Tried to make Orb Again (It should have killed him)~ [Bob Rewrites the Ending Line]//Kalena Does Crimes For The CHURCH?//

Bogus Host <> ~About the Time Quinn Tried to make Orb Again (It should have killed him)~ [Bob Rewrites the Ending Line]//Kalena Does Crimes For The CHURCH?//

Hot Diggity Shit Anime Fans. Welcome back, Viewer. We're in the ZONE. We're KICKING OUT THE JAMS, Podcast-wise. And there are various levels of success. We Hit up Ron Kamonohashi for his Forbidden De…

01:05:17  |   Sun 19 Jan 2025
Ear Crimes abound, An Insurmountable ORB-deal, and the Worst Edit Quinn Ever Submitted

Ear Crimes abound, An Insurmountable ORB-deal, and the Worst Edit Quinn Ever Submitted

A Lost Bit about Tickle Fetishes, REVIVED! Resuscitating a bit about Dick Cheney! Jokes about WAR CRIMES!!! We're back on our baloney, and goblins in Bob and Kalena's house munched on our gahddamned …
01:14:01  |   Thu 09 Jan 2025
Baseball is a that Verb Grandma's Do? Hot People Can be Stupid TOO?! DAN, DUH DAN?!?!?!?!

Baseball is a that Verb Grandma's Do? Hot People Can be Stupid TOO?! DAN, DUH DAN?!?!?!?!

It's the end of the year, but it is not the end of our intrepid hosts, delving ever deeper into the Anime mines for buried treasures and treats. Quinn gets bronchitis and makes the whole recording a …
01:14:43  |   Mon 30 Dec 2024
Half-intine's Day Extravaganza Special (I Was A Little Kitty-Cat Boy, She was a Little British Girl)

Half-intine's Day Extravaganza Special (I Was A Little Kitty-Cat Boy, She was a Little British Girl)

It is Summer, I've got my hat on backwards, and it is time to fuckin' podcast. We're rolling HOT this week, with a bevy of pervert trash to turn into fun jokes. We tried, man. This week, we dragged o…

01:08:57  |   Tue 06 Aug 2024
Computer is a Verb That Meat Boys Do! Franz Kafka Anime? These Perfect Race Horses Will Heal Our Nation! And MORE

Computer is a Verb That Meat Boys Do! Franz Kafka Anime? These Perfect Race Horses Will Heal Our Nation! And MORE

Whoo boy. We did it. We reported the news. It's anime season, and the anime bushes are heavy with the weight of such delectable and succulent fruits. We talk "Gene of AI," "Human Crazy/Bug University…
01:06:42  |   Sat 27 Jul 2024
Dude Erot-omy?! (Cutesy Names for Sexual Acts) Herb Drag 5000!!

Dude Erot-omy?! (Cutesy Names for Sexual Acts) Herb Drag 5000!!

Full disclosure: there are 25 minutes of absolutely gut-busting conversation that I did not press record for, so get horned up to hear a bunch of callbacks to jokes that you suckers weren't in the ro…
01:18:52  |   Sun 30 Jun 2024
Free Palestine and

Free Palestine and "unalive Wince WcWahon"

BAAAAAACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIAIAIAAN. It's a very magical episode. Lots of anime-adjacent news right up top, including the untimely passing of Akira Toriyama (RIP Toriyama-sensei, AKA Goku's dad), WcD…
01:31:03  |   Wed 13 Mar 2024
Two Mics, Three Mouths, Can't Lose! The Ani-Nanny-Grey's-Anato-Me?!?! BANGS.

Two Mics, Three Mouths, Can't Lose! The Ani-Nanny-Grey's-Anato-Me?!?! BANGS.

Don't call it a comeback. Dot Plot Season Three is unstoppable. It is easily delayed by illness and exacerbating circumstances, but WE NEVER STOP, and we certainly NEVER LOSE. It's all bangers this w…
01:15:48  |   Mon 12 Feb 2024
They're Daddies, AND they're buddies? Two Girls met WHERE?? TWO CAR?! (Isekai Mad Libs Returns)

They're Daddies, AND they're buddies? Two Girls met WHERE?? TWO CAR?! (Isekai Mad Libs Returns)

Viewer, it is so good to see you again. We brought the heat. We kept it spicy. We all were so loud it was difficult for Editing Quinn to remove each others' voices from their audio tracks. He did a m…
01:20:53  |   Mon 22 Jan 2024
Two-Gi-Oh! Seinfeld M-Preg! Isekai Mad Libs?!

Two-Gi-Oh! Seinfeld M-Preg! Isekai Mad Libs?!

It's time to G-G-G-G-gggggggggggggg GOOF. Two for two in the banger department, we are proud to bring another PIPING HOT episode of Dot Plot Ascension, full of maturity, drama, soccer, and- OH! SUDDE…

01:15:03  |   Sat 13 Jan 2024
Dot Plot Ascension 3.0 + 1.0 (You Can (NOT) Re-Mix)

Dot Plot Ascension 3.0 + 1.0 (You Can (NOT) Re-Mix)

Oh boy. You thought we were done? That we were out of the pod game? That the bean man could ever keep us down? It's 2024, and we're casting pods, we're casting aspersions, and we're casting OBLITERAT…
01:07:04  |   Sun 07 Jan 2024
SEASON 2 Kickoff Extravaganza

SEASON 2 Kickoff Extravaganza

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01:23:13  |   Thu 03 Sep 2020
Episode 11: LEVEL TWO. And Nasty Clowns. And Season Finale.

Episode 11: LEVEL TWO. And Nasty Clowns. And Season Finale.

Welcome to LEVEL TWO. Bob and Kalena are bringing the HEAT today. And by heat, I mean they hold Quinn to the fire about some stupid anime titles. It's Level Two Time, since Quinn graduated and ascend…
01:21:42  |   Wed 19 Aug 2020
Episode 10: Ascension, At Last or, Bob's Good Baja Men Joke Revealed

Episode 10: Ascension, At Last or, Bob's Good Baja Men Joke Revealed

It's Ascension Day. Welcome back to Dot Plot Ascension, an anime podcast, kinda. We take a little dip into a few different shows this week, starting with dunking on the intro to Tokyo Ghoul  √A, beca…
01:13:24  |   Thu 13 Aug 2020
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