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Doomslayers

Welcome to Doomslayers, the podcast where Annie Queeries, Donna Fella and Laylah Beattie share their radical knowledge to those who’ve yet to see the light.   


Together, these three hydroponic honeys are here to guide you through the doom and gloom of the nihilistic new age with a homily of holistic and nugatory advice that is really happening in a far-out way so you too can ascend beyond the modern malaise.


Hosted By:

Laylah Beattie

Donna Fella

Annie Queeries


Produced By:

Niall Duggan


Artwork by:

Daniel Mooney (@mundomoo)


Photography:

Babs Daly


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Update frequency
every 6 days
Average duration
47 minutes
Episodes
49
Years Active
2024 - 2025
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Catch Up On Correspondences III: Another Year, Another Rear

Catch Up On Correspondences III: Another Year, Another Rear

It’s that time again! The Doomslayers are finishing up the season and they’re clearing their inbox of unuttered dooms.


The dooms include a coworker who’s marrying a woman, but must now tell his boyfri…

00:49:30  |   Mon 05 May 2025
I Will Swallow Him

I Will Swallow Him

My favourite holy ritual is the stations of the cross dressers!


This week, Donna and Laylah are chatting religion. Donna chats about her love of hymns and how she won’t go to mass now unless she gets …

00:39:42  |   Mon 21 Apr 2025
Depth Becomes Her

Depth Becomes Her

The girls are deep diving into well..depth. They chat about how everyone is so deep and so shallow these days, agree that they’re all horrifically vain, and Laylah talks about giving a psychopath a b…

00:50:35  |   Mon 14 Apr 2025
Now She Wants To Do Transgender Operations On Illegal Aliens Who Are In Prison

Now She Wants To Do Transgender Operations On Illegal Aliens Who Are In Prison

If you’da been there, if you’da seen it, I betcha you woulda done the same!


Donna and Laylah are discussing crime this week. Donna reflects on her time as an international thief and discusses being tr…

00:44:01  |   Mon 07 Apr 2025
Do You Love Me Now, Mama?

Do You Love Me Now, Mama?

Mothers are being celebrated in this week’s episode!


Donna chats about her mother pretending to be a witch when she was a child (again!), Annie reminisces about jumping train gates with her Mama and L…

00:54:17  |   Mon 31 Mar 2025
Two’s Company, Three’s An Orgy

Two’s Company, Three’s An Orgy

Three’s a crowd, so Donna has left for the week and Annie and Laylah have the mics.


Laylah recounts how disgusted she was on her solo trip in Brighton, but how she felt soothed in the arms of many lov…

00:47:37  |   Mon 24 Mar 2025
That Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever Seen

That Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever Seen

Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh go léir! ☘️


To celebrate this most auspicious day in the Hibernian calendar, Sister Annie and Sister Donna discuss the completely unrelated topic of FASHION!


Although they…

00:53:39  |   Mon 17 Mar 2025
There Are No Small Roles, Only Small Actors

There Are No Small Roles, Only Small Actors

Nothing you say matters unless that camera is roleing.


Laylah has confusingly returned from being raptured and updates the girls on the experience. The girls then discuss the roles we assign ourselves…

00:50:11  |   Mon 10 Mar 2025
The Future Is Now, Old Man!

The Future Is Now, Old Man!

The future is now old man!!


This week, with Laylah raptured and Donna inexplicably comparing the present state of affairs with the SpongeBob movie, the girls discuss the future.


Annie discusses her den…

00:49:41  |   Mon 03 Mar 2025
That's My OPINIOOOOON!!!

That's My OPINIOOOOON!!!

This week, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy and Transfiguration have a decidedly meta discussion as they share their opinions on...opinions.


Sister Laylah defends her right to ignorance and hat…

00:48:14  |   Mon 24 Feb 2025
Why Don’t You Have A Piece Of Bread And Maybe You’ll Calm Down

Why Don’t You Have A Piece Of Bread And Maybe You’ll Calm Down

The Doomslayers are breaking character this week and discussing coping. Annie has a rant about billionaires, Donna discusses disengaging and going into a cave and Laylah talks about trying to control…

00:50:28  |   Mon 17 Feb 2025
I Cooked! I Decorated! I Made It Nice!

I Cooked! I Decorated! I Made It Nice!

The Doomslayers are talking about home! Laylah details how to keep the peace when you live with a million people, Donna has a plan for a commune and Annie reflects on her life of privilege when she o…

00:49:15  |   Mon 10 Feb 2025
I Have This Weird Thing That If I Sleep With Someone, They're Going To Take My Creativity From Me Through My Vagina

I Have This Weird Thing That If I Sleep With Someone, They're Going To Take My Creativity From Me Through My Vagina

Creativity is on the hydroponic honey’s minds this week as they discuss the pros and cons of working together. Donna reflects on the peaks and pits of her drag career, Laylah talks about the break sh…

00:51:11  |   Mon 03 Feb 2025
I’m Just One Stomach Flu Away From My Goal Weight

I’m Just One Stomach Flu Away From My Goal Weight

In this episode, after Donna’s shocking return, the topic of discussion is body image.


Annie talks about learning to embrace her body, abs and all, Donna discusses her recent fitness journey and Layla…

00:56:28  |   Mon 27 Jan 2025
I Can Be Reborn As Many Times As I Choose Throughout My Life

I Can Be Reborn As Many Times As I Choose Throughout My Life

In this episode, after Donna has fallen down a well, Annie and Laylah sit down to discuss their past lives. They chat about their many iterations and how they'd interact with one another before revea…

00:49:00  |   Wed 22 Jan 2025
I’ve Been Aware of the Killer Since Birth

I’ve Been Aware of the Killer Since Birth

Raise your hand if you have been personally victimised by the killer.


This week we’re talking irrational fears of being murdered. How fun and light!


Annie talks about hands through the banisters of her…

00:40:23  |   Mon 16 Dec 2024
Beast?! How Dare You!

Beast?! How Dare You!

Purrr! This week, these crazy kitty cats are talking about PETS and the dooms of domesticating critters. Annie brews up controversy in the play pen with the addition of a feral rabbit to the family h…

00:46:12  |   Mon 09 Dec 2024
That! Feels Good!

That! Feels Good!

What puts the pep in your step and the fizz in your bum?


What are those little moments that make you glimmer and shine from within?✨


This week, the Doomslayers are theologising on the topic of FEEL GOO…

00:43:21  |   Mon 02 Dec 2024
Do You Hear Me? I’m Not Afraid Anymore!

Do You Hear Me? I’m Not Afraid Anymore!

Jeepers, Jinkies and Zoinks are all noises uttered by Donna Fella during sex, but also when one is afraid.


Today the Doomslayers are taking about fear. Donna talks about her fear of falling, Laylah ha…

00:55:07  |   Mon 25 Nov 2024
That Don’t Impresh Me Much!

That Don’t Impresh Me Much!

My first impression was miss Barbara Streisand, and oh how it made my papa laugh.


This week, while Donna and Angelyne have set off for some bonding time, the other Doomslayers chat about first impress…

00:46:25  |   Mon 18 Nov 2024
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