Halloween isn't just for silly costumes and candy barf all over Mom's new rug. It's about murder. Lots and lots of murder... and tits.  

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I don't always go to haunted attractions. But when I do, I don't. 

There's something about haunted houses that give me the ickies. Maybe it's the feeling of being trapped. Maybe it's the pee running d…

There's nothing quite like childhood trauma to really bring the spice to a horror movie. It might be the reason why I run out of the room after I turned the lights off. Gotta outrun the trauma demons…

If terrorizing children with horror stories before bed we're an Olympic sport, we'd at least take, like, bronze or something. Scare your kids. It's good for their bones. 

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Nick and Jess dive into the sweet, sweet story of Candyman. No, not the sexy Tony Todd Candyman. The sexy Yahya Abdul-Mateen Candyman. Stupid sexy Yahya.

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State of Emergency deserves a better review than the one we just gave it. Well, maybe not. But still. As much as we sh*t on this movie, we actually love it. Like a toilet. Sh*tty, but dependable. 

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In this bonus episode, we sit down with the creator and writer of Avalon. A comic book series about a dysfunctional family stuck in the midst of the zombie apocalypse. Check it out, and please suppor…

Vicious Fun?! Oh yeah, it has actors in it, and it has a plot... about things.. that are fun??.. Oh man, it's so.. fun. And vicious!... Phew boy.. I just don't have the words to describe how fun it i…

We'll warn you now, we're not sorry for this episode. We want to be, but we won't. 

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I cannot express enough how much I wanted this to be about HELLFEST, the metal festival!!! Held in Clisson France every June. We can't always win I guess. Just like Gavin... What a dumb way to die.

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We don't normally do this. Actually, we never do this. But we felt that you all deserved some additional insight to Possum. We loved it. We hope you loved it. For those who hated it, well, sucks to s…

No, this movie is not about the hissy little rodent. Why would they name a movie Possum when it's not even about Possums? I don't know. Why do they call shorts, shorts, and don't call pants, longs?? 

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Whoever let these dang nerds just live life like it's just a giant, unregulated science fair, I want to say thank you. Thank you for letting nerds do the weird shit they do. Like summon goo monsters …

Nic Cage has two sons. but like, not IRL. I mean, he does have two sons, but these are not his real sons. These are his fake sons. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is, Nic Cage... and his two …

If there was one word to describe this movie, it would be "thismovieisthegreatestmovieofalltimeandyou'rewrongfordisagreeing." Not even remotely bias. 

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Contrary to common belief, No one actually takes Deborah Logan. They just do a really bad job at supervising her. Amateurs.

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Cenobite, Cinna-bite. What's the difference? Both are covered in goo and you want to put them in your mouth... Maybe that's just us.

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caveat

noun
ca·​ve·​at ˈka-vē-ˌät -ˌat, ˈkä-vē-ˌät ˈkā-vē-ˌat
1. a modifying or cautionary detail to be considered when evaluating, interpreting, or doing something

Death by Review is fun to listen to, b…

The House of the Devil is full of CHILLS! It's full of THRILLS! It's full of really bad PIZZA! And no, the Devil doesn't actually live here. That would be stupid. He'd probably live in a cabin... Wit…

The Stuff is not only an awful movie, it is also terrible. If you subjected yourself to watching this, we are very sorry. No refunds.

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