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There's no way to defy gravity and escape the inevitable realities of AGING in this week's episode. Now , let's all put on our adult diapers and see what Erin and Patty had nipped, tucked, trimmed an…

We're trying very hard to hear if we got the right mix on this week's "mini-sode". We can't really tell because the woman who lives above us is either throwing cats in a blender or keeps hitting her …

Are you moving downward from a higher to a lower level? Does that new person in your life make your heart go "a-pitter-patter"?
Chances are, you are FALLing. And, while you're down there, can ya pick …

Why does a woman want to hang onto a man when he's love with another woman? Why does Erin need to punch someone in the face before she dies? All this and other useless questions answered in this week…

Oh my God, between the election and the eighty degree weather in October, my nerves are officially shot and my ANXIETY and STRESS levels are shaking the foundation of my home. Let's all lie down. Cal…

TRICK OR TREAT! We're handing out full size Snicker bars and "Fun Size" laughs on this week's wildly, scary episode. What makes this episode so frightening, you ask? Jules is going commando.

This weeks "mini-sode" will not only convince you this that WITCHCRAFT is real but Erin just might be the Linda Evangelista of podcasts. I don't know exactly what that means, but we're just going to …

We're nipping, tucking, and lifting this week. That's right. It's all about PLASTIC SURGERY. If we do it right, we'll take the hair that Jules has on his back and attach it to his shiny forehead. Oh,…

It's our first "MINI-SODE"!
What could be better than a mystery article and two hosts who are already buzzing from a very powerful Scorpion Bowl???
Cash. Lots and lots of cash.

WE'RE BACK!
Let's take a moment to hug it all out. You guys look fantastic! Is that a new haircut??? Look at us. We're on video now!.Let's celebrate with a REUNION episode. 
The cocktail shakers are re…

Sometimes you have to leave before the party is over. But that doesn't mean we won't see you again. Tune in for some laugher, tears and a bit of porn noises.

IT"S OUR FOURTH ANNIVERSARY!!! We are LIVE in New York City at CAVEAT and we are going to GRAB some BAGs tonight! See what happens when we drag Moth up to the big city and give her a glass of wine. T…

If your phone rings, don't pick it up. You'll get RIPPED OFF. It's just Erin disguising her voice saying that she is trapped in Newark and needs you to send $5000 to her account so she can return hom…

WARNING: Today's episode may be ALARMING to some. Don't be surprised if you start hearing sirens go off, It's just that we are illegally breaking in to your funny bone and most likely leaving all of …

This week we are going up, up and away to the world of AIRLINE TRAVEL. Should pressure drop at any time in the Maha'a Tiki Lounge, feel free to check under your barstool for a barf bag. Enjoy the sho…

We've hired a DETECTIVE to find where are last bits of sanity have disappeared to. With the help of Jessica Fletcher and a Specialty Cocktail, we should have this mystery solved in just over an hour.

Huge guest/topic in the Maha'a Tiki Lounge this week. Well, we assume he's always with us. We are leaving a live mic on if he has anything to say. Please welcome, Mr. JESUS.

Hope you have the TIME to fit us in this week. If you don't please find the time before we run out of time...........................the topic is time.

You play with FIRE you get burned. You drink a Specialty Cocktail out of the Maha'a Tiki Bar, there'a a fire in your belly. See the parallels?

Starting the month off with a GRAB BAG is like driving thru a toll booth and finding out it's free that day. What an unexpected surprise where you get booze at the end of your journey. Everyone wins …