CzabeCast

The Capitals try to boldly go where no DC sports team has gone in almost 20 years: to the "Final Four" of their major sport! Is Becky Hammond the right woman for the job in Milwaukee, or a feel good …

LeBron James is going through opponents like shit through a tin horn. Oh, did somebody mention poop? T.J. McConnell looks like a pickup player. Embarrassment to be a Redskins fan? Fuck that guy! SPEC…

The Capitals Tom Wilson gets clipped by the NHL for dangerous hit. The Redskins are the latest NFL team to have a cheerleader PR crisis. What will a post-Bruce Allen Redskins front office look like? …

Did Kim Jong Un really bring his own crapper to the DMZ handshake with South Korea? And what is the likely training regimen of those jogger/bodyguards? I recap my BWW's meet and greet, Mike Franscesa…

The Browns John Dorsey keeps a secret. The Brewers tweet smack at the Cubs. Pornbots invade Facebook Live baseball games. The Packers select more CBs. Pay attention, skippers! Ya gotta hustle if you …

LeBron James is both a supernatural freak of basketball, and a whiney, flopping bitch. You have to live the the latter, to enjoy the former. NFL Draft odds and ends, the Shaq Griffin pick, inspiratio…

Baker Mayfield becomes the first ever walk-on to become the #1/#1 pick in the draft. No worries, kid, the Browns are counting on you to reverse decades of misery. NFL Draft Round 1 thoughts and recap…

The NFL Draft has become an absolute monster, thanks to the fact that the league is now just a "TV show about quarterbacks." A look and listen back at the infamous "Dr. Z" take on Dan Marino not gett…

Everybody hates slow play in golf, but calling the cops on a 5-some of African American ladies, not a good look right now in the wake of Starbucks. We report, you decide. Other golf rage incidents, W…

The NFL Draft on Thursday will be a blockbuster. But will the Browns somehow find a way to cock it up? How did the Ravens miss on Kyle Boller? Mike Franscesa's return to WFAN? NBA talk, Lance Stephen…

LeBron's matchy-matchy suit-gift-party almost worked. Until Bo Buckets showed up! We'll talk about the Giannis "taco-gate" incident, the Chinese finger trap of replay in sports, the merits of having …

NFL Schedule release day is here, and never forget what the NFL is at it's most distilled core: "A TV show, about quarterbacks." That's a Czabe original quote. Feel free to spread it around, but don'…

Despite the fact LeBron is having one of his best seasons ever at age 33, having played all-82 games, and eviscerating the Pacers in Game 2 last night.... his future options may be... dwindling? How …

When I say nobody knows if Lamar Jackson will be a good NFL quarterback, it's no exaggeration. NOBODY really knows. But the detailed scouting reports on him and others are truly fascinating. Was the …

Is Josh Rosen "too smart" for NFL teams, or is that code word for an ugly sterotype. Either way, Rosen will be one of the great mysteries of the upcoming draft. Shouldn't NFL teams involve their star…

The Capitals are well on their way to another epic choke and I was there in person to witness it. The 5 Stages of Caps Fan Grief. Poppovich and the art of asking "good" questions. Imagine a LeBron 1s…

How do you tell if it's "luck" or "skill" in sports? Easy. Luck is when it happens to your opponent! Is there any way to fix the sinking ship "Get Up!" Andy has low expectations for ALL of our DC are…

Wheel of Fortune guy gets royally screwed. Will Andrew Luck ever be good again? Aldon Smith extreme DUI. Meek Mill 101. Eating crow on Shohei Otani. Japanese baseball vs. American. Tristan Thompson c…

Bob Kraft lobbies harder for Meek Mill's release than Tom Brady's suspension! My new plan for NBA playoff seedings. Rookie of the year cat fight. Derek Jeter is a total weasel. The Simpsons "Apu Prob…

What is the Golf Channel doing broadcasting Stanley Cup playoff games? Let's make baseball warm again. TV news fights. Stupidity of mock drafts. Umpires out of control. And stop eating super hot pepp…