1. EachPod

Cults I'd Join - Podcast

Cults I'd Join

Ever see that oddly identical group of people all cramming into a sketchy van or disappearing into rural land, and think to yourself, "I'd like to see what goes on in there..."? Whether you'd put on the matching outfit and dive on in, or just opt to be a fly on the wall, Cults I'd Join takes you to the inside as hosts Ameran and Jesse discuss the pros and cons of each group, what makes them tick, and whether or not they'd join. Join a new cult with us for an hour or so at a time. It's all the zany fun of cult joining, with none of that pesky commitment or potentially really bad decisions!

Funny Religion & Spirituality History Society & Culture True Crime
Update frequency
every 8 days
Average duration
89 minutes
Episodes
83
Years Active
2022 - 2025
Share to:
The Latter-day Saints

The Latter-day Saints

Golden tablets, oddly communicative angels, sacred undies... We at CIJ LOVE a new religion, and the LDS church continues to evolve and find its feet a scant century-plus after its birth. Yes, they ha…

01:32:28  |   Tue 30 May 2023
Freedom Fire... no, Moriah Ministries... no, Eva's Eden

Freedom Fire... no, Moriah Ministries... no, Eva's Eden

A Pentecostal cult of Karens turned Goddess worshiping murdery Cat Cult? YAAAAAAS this is our JAAAAAAAM. Get over here and pump this pod while we SPILL. THIS. TEA! 

Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join a…

01:47:41  |   Tue 23 May 2023
Young Living

Young Living

This one is all Ameran all the time! Jesse is taking the back seat to learn all about Young Living from the girl who lived it (and we can only assume smelled great the whole time)... Ameran, the form…

01:51:00  |   Tue 16 May 2023
The Path

The Path

Each season we choose one fictional cult to join, and this time we're signing our lives over to The Path, a Hulu original populated entirely by super hot people with great clothes. But wait... there'…

01:32:48  |   Tue 09 May 2023
The Amish

The Amish

You don't have to be on your Rumschpringe to know a good party when you see one... and talking about the Amish is ALWAYS a great party with CIJ! This one comes with a lot of personal stories, which i…

01:47:56  |   Thu 04 May 2023
Teal Swan

Teal Swan

Ever stare into the depths of space while wondering "What if Mean Girls became an actual religion"? If so, wonder no more, friends! Welcome to the weird, and arguably dangerous, corner of the world t…

01:30:59  |   Tue 25 Apr 2023
The Twelve Tribes

The Twelve Tribes

There are smocks. There are balloon pants. There is circle dancing and hibiscus tea, name changes and matching headbands... Listen, we haven't spent a moment at the Twelve Tribes that we haven't love…

01:33:01  |   Tue 18 Apr 2023
The Garden (AKA the Tik Tok Cult)

The Garden (AKA the Tik Tok Cult)

TikTok it's cult o'clock! Actually it's more TikTok and less cult, so this is a story of how communes and social media meet... and that produces a LOT of different results. See you on this twisty roa…

00:57:18  |   Tue 11 Apr 2023
The Quakers

The Quakers

Hello, Friends... It's nigh unto the Sabbath and you know what that means... quiet reflection, or high-stakes rabble-rousing if you're down with the Quakers through the centuries! Join us on the scen…

01:39:07  |   Tue 04 Apr 2023
Heaven's Gate

Heaven's Gate

Season Two is starting out with a bang—or more with the sound of a comet playing a  theremin. Heaven's Gate is forever tied to an ending we all know, but the journey was a long and twisty one. Let's …

01:25:28  |   Tue 21 Mar 2023
Let's Talk This Out!

Let's Talk This Out!

Season one is a wrap and we are having SO MUCH FUN! Here's the plan: Cults I'd Join will give you 12 episodes and a bonus recap every season. We're talking about all 12 groups we've covered in this f…

01:00:56  |   Tue 14 Feb 2023
The Rainbow Family of Living Light

The Rainbow Family of Living Light

Welcome home! At the Rainbow, all ways are free, and you are perfect just the way you are! Will you get sunburned, lightly poisoned, dysentery, and more naked man hugs than necessary...? Sure, yes, a…

01:24:13  |   Tue 07 Feb 2023
Christian Identity

Christian Identity

Sometimes we talk about cults we would NOT join. Sometimes even a group we would never join still poses a lot of questions that need answers, and often the groups that we wouldn't join need a light s…

00:51:49  |   Tue 31 Jan 2023
Ruby Ridge

Ruby Ridge

If you know about Ruby Ridge, you know two things—it is not a cult and it is not a happy ending. However, the Weaver family living at Ruby Ridge did belong to a dangerous cult that is thriving today:…

01:09:56  |   Tue 24 Jan 2023
Zendik Arts Farm

Zendik Arts Farm

I know we say this a lot but... this is a major favorite! Love communal living? Love matriarchal sex decrees? Love trench digging? Aggressive road-tripping? Rationed food? Truly epic parties? Putting…

01:32:04  |   Tue 17 Jan 2023
The Rajneesh Movement

The Rajneesh Movement

Sure, you've seen Wild Wild Country and who doesn’t love a good sex cult dressed entirely in orange. But who were the Rajneeshees before all that? And what about after? What did their kids have to sa…

01:23:32  |   Tue 10 Jan 2023
NXIVM

NXIVM

Listen—these people have combined suburbia, pyramid schemes, advanced Karening, and your classic sex dungeon. And we're here to talk about it. Join us, won't you?

Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all…

01:31:08  |   Fri 06 Jan 2023
Anabaptists (and the Waldensians?)

Anabaptists (and the Waldensians?)

Ever driven past a lovely Amish family in their buggy and thought, "Revolutionary! Outlaw! Hung in the square and burned at the stake!" If you haven't, you don't know the roots of their movement. The…

00:57:20  |   Fri 23 Dec 2022
The Finders

The Finders

Good luck finding these guys... seriously. Finding them is just one part of the game—and according to The Finders ALL of life is a game—with one guy calling, and changing, the rules! Will you want to…

01:15:14  |   Fri 23 Dec 2022
Love Has Won

Love Has Won

Exactly WHAT love has won is yet to be determined for this cult. It's a fun ride trying to figure it out though, so come along with Cults I’d Join for this twisty, too-much-glitter-y journey!

Love Cul…

01:20:09  |   Fri 23 Dec 2022
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are the property of Jesse and Ameran. This content is not affiliated with or endorsed by eachpod.com.