We are two journeymen on the road to cinematic zen. Good. Bad. French. We'll sit through it and let you know what we think. (Except for maybe the French.) Read our opinions on the blog. Listen to them on the podcast. Tell us we're wrong in the reviews. Enjoy!
This week, Dolph Lundgren battles Randy Couture’s seven evil exes while Michael Cera invades Guatemala. Where was Carl Weathers? REVIEWED: The Expendables, Scott Pilgrim. PLUS: We earn our “explici…
Just add Jason Lee and call it a day. Hollywood can’t stop turning old cartoons and comics into flesh-and-blood talkin’ pictures.
http://www.archive.org/download/CriticalHitCartoonsThatWe…We recorded a podcast in two minutes that takes more than one minute to listen to. Wait, what? REVIEWED: Inception. PLUS: Green fairy babies.
http://www.archive.org/download/CriticalEnd6…The scariest part of this podcast is the octopus. REVIEWED: The Goonies, Jonah Hex. PLUS: Eye herpes.
http://www.archive.org/download/CriticalEndthePodcast58StrapItOn/CE_0058_GooniesJon…Please don’t mention Emily in this one. My fragile heart can’t take it. REVIEWED: Toy Story 3. PLUS: Trailers and contest winners and gay jokes and things.
http://www.archive.org/downl…Look, you’re a valuable member of the team, but your childish phobia is seriously impeding our plan and its chances of coming together. Which I would love. REVIEWED: The A-Team. PLUS: Does Sam Jac…
Say NO to genetically modified french chicks. REVIEWED: Splice. PLUS: Things that one may only purchase at Target.
http://www.archive.org/download/CriticalEnd55NowThen/CE55_Splice.mp3Su…