Creating Cannon

Welcome Cannonors!

The horrors of the crucible will become clear when you tune into this episode! Michael Gough, the original Alfred Pennyworth, plays the fastidious patriarch of the Eastwoods. Where…

Hey Cannonanas!

Face it, the combination of Dom Deluise, Jimmie Walker, and Deep Roy in a monkey suit all in Africa seems like it would be a recipe for hilarity! Nicholas and AJ may or may not agree …

We've got a guest this episode! Adrienne Whitney Papp returns to help us as we dive into the complicated lives of an artist and his Mannequin lover! Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall star in this 80s …

Hey Cannonanics!

This episode we've got some girls who are willing to do anything...to save the local gas station! They'll stick it in, pump it and wipe it down when it's all over...we're talking abo…

Greetings Cannonauts, from beyond the stars!

It's always so difficult to fit in when you're a teenager. Which dance do you do at a wedding? How do you lose your virginity? What tactic do you use to f…

Hey there Cannon-gelenos!

Paul Kersey is at it again! After a "string of bad luck" in the City of Angels, Charles Bronson's character is thrust back into his vigilante ways! Will he come out of it al…

Yo Cannonishes!

Time was when a man would protect his family from the wild frontier with a pistol on his hip. But what happens when Paul Kersey, played by Charles Bronson, can't keep his family safe?…

Listen up, Canninmates!

 We’re not messing around here! Fall in line and there won’t be any trouble in this women’s prison. Paul Nicholas is the Warden (director) and Shari Shattuck is our model pris…

Hey Cannonettes!

We've got a pretty meta episode this time for you. Nick and AJ watched a movie about watching movies! This madcap night of hijinks and debauchery at the cinema culminates in an endin…

Greetings and salutations Cannonies!

You'll discover a whole new world of Cannon when you check out this 1986 reimagining of Aladdin! It says it's a comedy so come prepared to make laughing sounds as…

Are you ready to rock, Cannonites?

These zombies came to chew brains and rock your socks off! And this movie is all out of brains. So sock rocking it shall be! The half-formed, vestigial twin sibling…

Welcome Cannoners!

As much as it seems like the title is a spoiler, "The Red Queen Kills Seven Times" is actually an incredibly complicated Italian-style giallo film, shot in Germany with Italian, Ge…

Welcome Cannon Faces! 

A comedy about murderous cannibals who live underneath an amusement park in Texas? How can you get more Cannon than that! You'll see as Creating Cannon digs in to the 80s cult …

Greetings Cannon Walkers!

What an adventure we had discussing this 1986 Chuck Norris and Lou Gossett Cannon Film! It's got everything: a beautiful damsel in distress, an ancient treasure and an amazi…

I bid you welcome, Cannon Fans!

What do you get when you combine a 400 year old vampire with a absurd curse, throw in some one hit wonders and set it all to rock and roll? “Rockula”, of course! Nick …

G'Day Cannon Mates!

The Cannon boys are going down unda today and they're bringing a guest: Adrienne Whitney Papp! We all know the quote "A dingo ate my baby!" right? Well, what if that wasn't just a…

 Greeting and Salutations, Cannonanas!

You are in for a bizarre treat this episode when we glug down the odd brew that is Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype! With a star like Oliver Reed, how could this movie b…

Hey Cannoniers!

What lies inside this hospital of horrors? Well...horrors, of course. Duh. But also spooky doctors, crazy patients and BOOOOOOOOOBS! Nick and AJ examine the results of watching the Bo…

Hello Cannon Dojo!

What have ninja stories always been missing? A dubbed Italian lead! The Cannon boys are joined this week by one of their great friends and best of sports, Sean Kreycik, to  break d…

 Welcome Cannon-ators!

We've got a very wholesome and very musical episode for you this time! Back in the 80s Golan and Globus created Cannon Movie Tales! And this tale has one very specific tail - t…