- At Your Desk Job, Get Up and Walk Over to the Window Looking Pensive. Your Colleagues Will Think You Have Bigger Things Going On.- Stack the Phones While Out. - Wobbly Tables. Chop. - Prometheus St…
- Rock a Chain That Plays Your Highlights.
- Put the Higher Number First When Listing a Range.
- Around 2:30 Walk Through the Office Holding Four Fingers Up.
- Anytime You See a Piano Gently Cares…
- Bring Your Own Air Fryer To Work To Make Lunch.- Portable Chargers. - Always Being the Guy Adding Water to the Sauna. - Befriend Your Local Chinese Takeout Place and Get Your Own Special Combo Meal…
- Educate Yourself on Early Medieval Western Europe Between Sets. - The Vacation Haircut. - Buy the Guy Whose Streaming Service You Mooch off of a Beer. - Build a 3D Model of Your Local Downtown.
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- Throw a Couple Maps in the Passenger Door Pocket of Your Car. - Sit Down and Take the Time To Create Your Own Unique Signature Like You’re Some Professional Athlete. - Invite a Celeb to Your Weddin…
- How's the Market Reacting? - Quick Cheeseburger Before Deciding What You Actually Want at McDonald's. - Clear Black Cup of Coffee to Gain Respect in the Workplace. - Crumbs. Chop.
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- Post “Progress Pics” but Never Actually Work Out or Change Your Eating Habits.- Pull Twelve of Your Friends Aside and Inform Them That They Are Your Inner Circle.... Pull Four Aside and Inform Them…
- Listen to a Critically Acclaimed Album at Work. Give It a Minimal Amount of Your Attention and Develop an Opinion Based Solely on the 2-3 Minutes Where Your Brain Spaced Out on Work and Focused on …
- Mini Bud Heavy. - Drinking Water Out of a Wooden Bowl. - Leave the Old/Borderline Rotten Bananas Out for a Little. Make People Think You’re About to Dial in Some Banana Bread.- Show Up to Coach Lit…
- Saying You Appreciate a Piece of Art Even Though You Have No Idea Why It's Impressive.- When Picking Up Your Buddy, Text "Here" 5 Minutes Before You Get There.- Wearing Band Merch You Bought at a C…
- If You're Ever Losing an Argument Claim, "It's Just Semantics." - Breakfast On the First Date. - Pregaming the Pregame.- Not Naming Your Baby Until After It's Born. Take Some Time.
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- Tip Big at Lemonade Stands.- The Florida Panthers Changing Their Jerseys in 2016. Chop. - Wind. Chop.- Dinner Party. Dishrag Over the Shoulder in the Kitchen When You Didn’t Cook Anything. - Unnece…
- Going Early to Pickup the Pizza To Grab a Beer at the Bar Inside. - Can’t Hit a Cup in Pong So You Drop the Ball in Water to Switch Things Up. - Pepper in the Ketchup. - Booing When the Ref 1000% M…
- Commit a Small Crime to Go to Jail for a Night for the Street Cred. - Pop a Lemon/Cucumber Slice in Your Water Bottle in the Morning. - Offering to Test the Wine and Then Aggressively Sniffing It W…
- “I’ve Had It Up to Here With You.” With No Hand Placement.- Listen to White Noise Before a Concert. Cleanse Your Pallet. - Overly Aggressive, “You’re Excused.”- “He Needs To Do Less Commercials and…
- Play-Action Fake While Playing Casual Catch. - Leave $20 in Your Winter Jacket.- Plan a Night Out With the Boys Months in Advance. - Yardsticks.
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- “Thanks For the Dance” When You Try to Walk by Someone and You Both Pick the Same Side a Few Times. - Organized Underwear Tiers. - The Bill Beer. - Charcuterie Board at the Pregame.
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- High Stakes Paper Football at the Bar. - "Sold Out" When You Don't Even Sell That Item. - Drink From the Pitcher After Pouring Your Buddies Beers. - Flight of Beers with the Same Beer.
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- “But Remember It Has to Be Indisputable.” - Tunes and John Wick Muted. - Firing Off Memes in the Dormant Group Chat. - “With All Due Respect” Before Saying Something Extremely Disrespectful.
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