Cosmic Love with Madam Xandra
It began like any other day on Pleasure Sphere 64, the hottest vacation spot in the galaxy.
Madam Xandra, sex-positive host of the popular advice show Cosmic Love, is right in the middle of answering a relationship question when she's rudely interrupted by a terrorist invasion. Armed only with a laser dildo and her best leather boots, Xandra is hardly the ideal choice to defeat an army of terrorists. Worse still, the only person who can help her is alien gladiator Dok Bloodnikov, who has some serious hangups about sex.
Can Dok and Xandra defeat the terrorists and save the station? Can Xandra get Dok to open up about his sex life? What mystery lies between the docking bays?
Tune in to Season 1 of Cosmic Love to find out!
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 18 minutes
- Episodes
- 21
- Years Active
- 2019
Season 2 Episode 8: So Long, Squares
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy
Jesse Abbott Chin…
Season 2 Episode 7: She Contains Multitudes... Of Evil
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Ryan Schrem…
Season 2 Episode 6: Two Before Ze Breakfast-Wurst
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Brian Dono…
A Holiday Message From Joot Blark
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Ryan Schremp as Announcement Voice
Sound effects from freesound.org: Store_Door_Chime_Mike-Koenig-570742973 and…
Season 2 Episode 5: Dudes Would Be Like Whaaaaaaat
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Luke Rampe…
Season 2 Episode 4: One Doug, Not For Eating
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Kimberly Alexand…
Season 2 Episode 3: Like A Shiny Piece of Metal Crashing At Dawn
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Sam Manual as N…
Season 2 Episode 2: Just So Many Dogs
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy
Kimberly Alexander as…
Season 2 Episode 1: Joot Blark’s The Greatest Guy That Ever Lived!
Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy
Ryan Schremp as Announ…
Season 1 Episode 10: The Penthouse Suite
Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Clayton Snyder, Amy Thorstenson, Vincent Burnard, and Ryan Schremp.
Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.
Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "The Comp…
Season 1 Episode 9: The Docking Bays
Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Amy Thorstenson, Clayton Snyder, Vincent Burnard, and Ryan Schremp.
Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.
Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "Split in…
Season 1 Episode 8: The Luxury Deck
Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Ryan Schremp, Amy Thorstenson, Claire Swora, Tim Towne.
Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.
Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "Future Gladiator," "…
Season 1 Episode 7: The Captain Planet Memorial Arboretum and Water Park
Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Amy Thorstenson, Jacob Ruben, and Tim Towne.
Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.
Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "Heart of Nowhere," "Dance Macab…
Season 1 Episode 6: Dok's Bedroom
Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Clayton Snyder, Vincent Burnard, and Amy Thorstenson.
Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.
Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "Heart of Nowhere," "Da…
Season 1 Episode 5: The Gladiator Arena
Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Clayton Snyder, Ryan Schremp, Kate Kloetty, Amy Thorstenson.
Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.
Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "Lone Harvest," …
Season 1 Episode 4: The Eeleria
Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Onicia Muller, Ryan Schremp, Kate Kloetty, Amy Thorstenson, Vincent Burnard, and introducing Clayton Snyder as Gamma Rays.
Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.
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Season 1 Episode 3: The All-Seeing Eye
Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Ryan Schremp, Kate Kloetty, Jacob Ruben, Claire Swora, Amy Thorstenson, and Vincent Burnard.
Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.
Music by Amy Thorstenson (Zab …
Season 1 Episode 2: Station Management
Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Ryan Schremp, Sarah Tasz, Vince Burnard, and Amy Thorstenson.
Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.
Music by Amy Thorstenson, "Canton Lujon" by Canton Becker (ht…
Season 1 Episode 1: The Dungeon of Madam Xandra
Welcome to Cosmic Love! Thanks for listening.
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Written/directed/produced by Amy Thorstenson.
This episode features the vocal talents of Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Clayton Snyder, and Amy Thorstens…