CORN DOWN Prank Calls

In this episode of CORNDOWN, descriptions run wild as we dive into describing men and vehicles, with wastedmemory and I leading the way. There’s bizarre incidents of battery-eating that escalates qui…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, oranges are everywhere—extra ones in cars, identifying them, and even dealing with heartburn from them, with wastedmemory heavily involved in the chaos. There’s a strange…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, driving instructors take a front seat, with a series of chaotic lessons and some wild help from wastedmemory. We encounter a mix of oddities, from foot surgeries and bogu…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the question of knowing if you’re really there takes center stage, with wastedmemory chiming in on multiple occasions. Cigarettes, both decaf and functional, make their w…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive into the curious case of the “normal looking one” and its various twists, while wastedmemory adds humor with making fun and dehydration. Tripping on burgers and S…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, bones take center stage with plenty of throwing, hanging, and drilling, often driven by wastedmemory. Things get even weirder with digging up bones and a mysterious bag o…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, manipulation becomes a recurring theme, with wastedmemory contributing his spin on railroads and violent versions. There’s also a lot of action surrounding sidewalks and …

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of strange Dingtember car dings, ranging from democrats to door frames, with wastedmemory adding his take on the chaos. It culminates on a ha…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I dive into some strange scenarios involving change and poison, with wastedmemory joining in for some piano music and a second dose of poison talk. Spoiled milk and sandw…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the many facets of cardboard, from soft cardboard to an ongoing obsession with “gettin’ at cardboard.” The saga continues with a mix of plastic cardboard and e…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive deep into the strange world of furniture, a recurring theme throughout the calls, especially with wastedmemory’s contributions. We explore hilarious scenarios abo…

This episode of CORNDOWN is packed with quirky hotel adventures, starting with the recurring theme of striving for those elusive five stars, which we revisit throughout the episode. We touch on flims…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the SPlink covers for wastedmemory as we dive into a series of quirky and hilarious scenarios. From the unconventional issues of car barnacles and illegal dumping to the …

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we delve into a variety of quirky and entertaining calls. I kick things off with a series of confused employees, which becomes a recurring theme throughout the episode. W…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle everything from mysterious rashes to peculiar hotel antics. We start by examining an unusual employee rash and delve into the steps taken for a …

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a whirlwind of eccentric topics. We kick off with the intricacies of pump maintenance, discussing the quirks of pump fans and the curious con…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of quirky and bizarre topics. We start with the strange occurrences of bear encounters, from dealing with a bear in my sister’s room to …

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I delve into a variety of intriguing and offbeat topics. We kick things off with a discussion about painted ants and the peculiarities of maintaining a p…

On today’s CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a series of unusual and entertaining topics. We discuss the fallout from a McAlister’s breakup and dive into the chaos of dealing with bad phone connect…

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into all sorts of quirky topics. We start off with a bizarre story about flushing a bowling ball and move on to impersonating for various reasons,…