Genuine Mom calls from Kentucky, deep in Appalachia where hope never had a chance. Where Hillbilly meets "heck no!" and misunderstandings within the trailer park abound.
Recorded from 9/1-2/2025 - Here we discuss some images I texted of a Ding-Dongs recall, a new movie titled The Thursday Murder Club, and Lily Tomlin. Mother doesn't want to attend a doctor's appointm…
Mom struggles to watch Pass the Ammo on DVD, convinced the player is cursed. Meanwhile, Barry drives her to Walmart while drinking, and family gossip unfolds around cousins, doctors, and Chick-fil-A …
Between debates over Kelly Clarkson’s age, Diana Ross concerts, and Madonna’s kids, Mom still finds time to complain about Barry cooking sausage in his underwear. Family updates, medical woes, and ne…
Mom juggles medical appointments, building violations, and far too much sugar. What begins as an ordinary couple of days spirals into debates about health, neighbors, and who owes what to whom.
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A chaotic episode mixing Shark Tank-style business pitches, toe troubles, and a disastrous Torchlight movie watchalong. The conversation veers from medical scares to small-town scams without ever qui…
Mom and I discuss The Life of Chuck (which I loved) but are sidetracked by Barry’s increasingly hateful behavior. Between his grudges, gossip, and manipulations, he cements himself as the true antago…
As if Barry’s behavior weren’t enough, Mom realizes there are three different women named Brenda K living in just two buildings near her. Between toe surgeries, midnight calls, and Barry’s sister dra…
Mom finally admits she’s not interested in Barry, especially after he wanders around in boxers in front of his sister. Add in cigarette runs, Madonna debates, and a neighbor losing toes, and the saga…
A long line for utility help, a surprise divorce decree in the mail, and yet another scam letter—Mom’s week is full of bureaucratic nonsense. Dinner doesn’t help either, with a failed Swedish meatbal…
Barry’s expectations are revealed—and they’re disturbing. From asking Mom to care for his sister in the bathroom to strange household arrangements, the “plot” thickens. Kay cackles while Mom swears s…
Barry suddenly has big ideas—not just about Mom, but about groceries and money. The family debates whether he’s scheming or just strange, and what it really means when a neighbor gets too involved.
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Despite hopes that he’d move on, Barry is back—and making himself comfortable. Mom shares updates about his persistence, his sister, and all the red flags that keep popping up.
#013 Barry’s Still Aro…
Fourth of July brings its own brand of excitement: fireworks, questionable neighbors, and a strange detour into Richard Gere from viewing Looking for Mr. Goodbar (1977). It’s America, Mom-style.
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Mom updates everyone on Kay, a neighbor about to lose some toes, while also gossiping about her cousins Jana, other neighbors, and small-town drama. Somehow, the medical talk always circles back to f…
Mom swears she’s about to marry country legend George Strait—despite him already being married. I try to talk her down from a likely scam, but she’s convinced Nashville romance is calling.
#010 Is Th…
From Mississippi millionaires to unsolicited “adult photos,” Mom explains why she got banned from Facebook. The stories involve naked strangers, diaper fetishes, and a one-legged neighbor.
#009 Banne…
A text promises Mom a $1,300 insurance refund from 2024—even though she didn’t own a car. She wisely refuses to click, but the conversation spirals into unpaid cigarette debts and medical updates.
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Mom receives mysterious photos of her own apartment, supposedly taken while she was gone. Is it a scam, a stalker, or just another mix-up? I call up my friend Dottie to help make sense of everything.
…Mom insists she used to text with Bee Gees legend Barry Gibb—despite him being married for decades. When rumors of his death spread, she’s heartbroken… until she learns he’s still alive.
#006 Texting…
This week, it’s Luke Bryan scamming Mom—out of cash and a wedding promise. She calls the country star a “piece of shit,” but not before revealing just how far the scam went.
#005 Luke Bryan Owes Me $…