Chapel Bell Curve

The CFP committee ranked the reigning national champions third...and we took that personally.

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OH LAWD, THEY COMIN'. This one's a real chonker so get ready. We cover the bits of the Florida worth discussing with the biggest game of the season looming over our heads. 

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Usually the titles have something to do with the episode and the contents therein. This is still true for this one but I've just got pibbies on the brain. 

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Normal CBC Episodes:

• Qualitative & Quantitative
• Precise, practiced, exact
• Predictable

Midseason #AskCBC Episode:

• yeehaw
• Laden with Cheerwine
• No gods, no kings, no rules just right

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It's time for everyone's favorite episode about a 55-point conference blowout: the Vanderbilt review! Nathan and Justin are here to talk about a sweet day watching sweet boys around their sweet sweet…

All we're saying is give this mascot a chance.

It's the Vandy Preview.

Your schedule of events: 

5:45 - Qualitative Review+

22:05 - Patreon Question of the Week

35:31 - Quantitative Review

If you liked to…

Look, we may not always deliver you the good good you need on time, but we will eventually deliver. To that end, the boys are here with the Auburn Review. We talk about the triumphant return of the s…

This week's preview came with it a startling discovery: these Auburn Tigers have more in common with a mischievous children's book monkey than we'd previously realized.

Qualitative: 2:15

Quantitative: …

We may be a day late, but we're here with a vintage CBC deep cut. Prepare for a chunky Missouri style deep dive into the stats, plays, narratives, and angst that made up the Dawg's 26 - 22 win over M…

It's that time of the year where we trim our houses with light-up toasted ravioli, drink suitcases of Natty light, and what with great anticipation and fear for Humphrey Mizzou to shimmy his way down…

We're back dear listeners. The boys are here to deliver you the finest in podcasting, a review of a #1 team sleepwalking through a closer-than-expected-but-still-not-particularly-close win over an ab…

There's a lot of cock talk in this one. Like, a lot. Seriously. I think we're sorry about it.

It's the South Carolina preview.

00:56 - Famous Cocks

9:32 - Qualitative Preview

41:55 - Quantitative Preview

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Hello beautiful people! Nathan is here today joined by Ross Rutledge of r2sportsmetrics.com and @dawgquant fame to preview the Dawgs next tilt against Samford. Highlights include stats, storylines, s…

That was certainly a game we all witnessed to kicked the season off. We're also joined by the ever-talented, Amanda Mull (@amandamull on Twitter) to talk all things Ducks, Dawgs, and what we might ex…

Justin and Nathan present you the Oregon preview. The boys are here with, Justin/Stetson Fan Fic, hot duck content, morning vibes, and two gratuitous mentions of Chili's.  Highlights include: 

• 3:50 - …

You've heard us talk all about CBCR2 and now we're here with the man himself to share how that sweet statsy sausage gets made. 

Find Ross on Twitter @quantdawg or on his site r2sportsmetrics.com.

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We made it to three pre-season episodes! Who'd have thought it? Not us. Nathan and Justin are here today to answer all of your (very clever) #askcbc questions. We've got RPG talk, SEC teams as Tik To…

What's that? The thump of clad feet across your still scorching-hot roof? It's not seasonally inappropriate Santa Claus, it's Nathan and Justin, back again with their second episode in two days, and …

We're back! The boys are here to bring you all the SEC preview goodness you can eat (with your ears). Highlights include:
 

• 00:50 - What is  Chapel Bell Curve
• 2:10 - New Format, who dis? 
• 10:20 - Qualita…

We are gathered here today to discuss only the juiciest of off-season topics for your podcast enjoyment. Listen to it at like, .25x speed so you can really savor the content for as long as possible. 

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