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We’re giving all of our hottest takes on the latest Bachelor Nation buzz, starting with Juliana outing both her and Grant’s political leanings—and who else in the franchise seems to be on the same pa…

We somehow made it through this excessively long season of Temptation Island, and we’re still struggling to decide which of these men is actually the worst. The complete lack of accountability from e…

We kick things off with The Bachelor finale, where Grant’s indecisiveness and immaturity stood in stark contrast to Litia’s incredible poise and maturity. Will Grant and Juliana actually make it, or …

The Bachelor fantasy suite dates are here, and we’ve got thoughts. Grant’s endless platitudes and reluctance to go deeper made for a boring episode, but we can’t stop wondering: did he sleep with any…

The Love Is Blind finale and reunion are here! We break down Nick and Vanessa finally stepping up as hosts, the heartbreaking breakdown of Joey and Monica’s relationship, and the absolute chaos of Ma…

We kick things off with Love Is Blind—the mind-boggling social media reactions to the season, especially around political issues, and how Midwest passive-aggressiveness is quietly ruining every relat…

We kick things off with Love Is Blind! We break down Virginia and Devin’s connection (and those prenup/shoe budget issues), why the communal sock bin might actually destroy Monica and Joey, and how J…

We start with Love Is Blind Season 8—why does the entire cast look the same, and why did we spend so much time in the pods with people who didn’t even make it out together? Plus, we get into the tea …

We start with the latest from Grant’s Bachelor season—will he and Litia be able to work past their religious differences, and who do we think will be his final two? We also break down Zoe’s complete …

We continue our discussion of the Bachelor Nation Matt/Rachael breakup with a breakdown of the Call Her Daddy interview with Rachael. Then, we talk through the second episode of Grant’s Bachelor seas…

Grant’s season has begun, and we are loving everything about it so far. We talk about how we forgot how hot Grant is, a delightfully drama-free cast of women (at least so far), the women we think wil…

We finish up our first impressions of Bachelor Grant’s women in anticipation of the season premiere of The Bachelor on Monday! We also discuss the start of the new season of Love Island All Stars and…

This week, we walk through the first half of the women on Bachelor Grant’s cast! We talk through their likes, dislikes, and an oddly large number of mentions of the Jonas Brothers and interest in sho…

We’re starting off the New Year with our final recaps of Love Island AU Season 6 and The Ultimatum Season 3, which both ended at the close of 2024. On Love Island AU, we talk about where all the coup…

We’re knee deep in this season of The Ultimatum and it’s time to unpack our thoughts! We talk through all the drama this season with the couples, including the shocking exit of two entire couples, Sc…

This week, we’re talking about all the drama on Love Island AU, including Hannah’s bizarre return (complete with a speech written by ChatGPT), our ongoing hatred of Taylor and just about everything h…

The Love Island Australia continues, and this time, we take a trip to the all new Hotel Amore! We talk through all the new couples, the ones we love, the people we hate (ahem, Taylor), and what we th…

It’s almost Thanksgiving and this week, we are thankful for the delightful vibes on Love Island AU. We talk about all the current couples, the brewing love triangles (and squares), the unbelievably h…

This week, we are joined by returning guest Zara Hanawalt to dissect Joan’s Golden Bachelorette Finale, including her choices, the episode’s memorable moments, and how we feel about her and Chalk. We…

After a couple weeks off and a very upsetting election, we’re back with all of our unfiltered thoughts about the state of our country, why Joan’s men made us a little better, and why we pretty much n…