Calamity Vault

As we bid adieu to this lovely game, our cast reflects on what they would change ---

-- just kidding they talk about what they would ADD because this game is GREAT!! No notes, we just want a board gam…

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!!!! Tension rises between our fake married couples as they near the completion of their plots. Will Elwood and Pennyrose finally kill Lord Gooch? Will Selwin and Cressida fall…

Oh no the girlies are fighting!! Things get catty as our couples attend new events and Katie and Maggie are subjected to more marriage challenges. Will true love prevail? God we hope not - that would…

Gameplay begins as Avery, Katie, Maggie and Zee make their debuts as totally real married couples!! Surely nothing will go wrong .... right?

Eyes on the Prize is made by Ira Prince and can be purchase…

Fake Marriage Enemies to Lovers any percent run. The vibes? Pride and Prejudice, Jupiter Ascending, the Greater Seattle Polycule, etc.

Avery, Katie, Maggie and Zee play Eyes on the Prize, a card-based…

As we wave goodbye to the Hindenburg upon it's safe landing in New Jersey, we dive into the real horror ... analyzing TTRPG systems! Also we dunk on H.P. Lovecraft and discuss how to mechanize mental…

Let's get Lovecraftian! Our party of investigators face hunger, cold, and the horror of anarchy as the Löwenmensch artifact further twists the minds of the Hindenburg's passengers. Will the zeppelin …

And we're back!! Join two spies, a radio host, and an occultist as they investigate the doomed Hindenburg to clear their names... and maybe punch some Nazis along the way.

Cthulhu Eternal is an Open G…

Our journey aboard the Hindenburg begins! An occultist, a journalist, and two rival spies investigate the mysterious happenings on board and eat some very large sausage.

Cthulhu Eternal is an Open Gam…

All aboard the Hindenburg!! Surely in a game called Cthulhu Eternal, nothing can possibly go wrong...

Jack leads Avery, Emily, Maggie, and Zee through the creation of our wacky 1930s socialites, and h…

Review time! Avery, Jack, Juliana, and Zee meditate on the nature of TTRPGs for an hour as they are wont to do at any given time ever.

Oh yeah, and read this game! Polaris is by P H Lee writing as Ben…

Truly the episode with the highest number of audio crimes yet. Avery, Jack, Juliana, and Zee huddle around a single computer and play out the doomed knightly tragedy of Polaris: Chivalric Tragedy at …

Get ready for some *horn blare* chivalric tragedy!!! Our saddest boys Avery, Jack, Juliana, and Zee go full sadblaster and create their character concepts for a game of Polaris: Chivalric Tragedy at …

This episode, Avery, Katie, and Juliana talk through the epic highs (and no lows) of playing Goblin Errands! Farewell little goblins, you'll always be in our hearts <3

Goblin Errands is written by Mar…

Time is running out!!! Avery, Emily, Katie, and Juliana are little goblins as they face the ultimate horror ... government bureaucracy! Will the little siblings be able to get everything they need fo…

Avery, Emily, Katie, and Juliana are little goblins and immediately go off the rails trying to get a cake for their mom's wedding. Tall Person Maggie tries to reign them in as they steal someone's id…

Goblins, assemble! We are on a very special mission: make sure our mom's wedding goes off without a hitch (and maybe make some wizards suffer).

Maggie finally becomes a Tall Person and leads Avery, Em…

Hello fellow kids! This episode, Avery, Emily, Katie, and Zee talk through their thoughts on Slugblaster (spoiler: they're all good) and how the one shot system differs from the full game. We love th…

It's a race to the finish!! Avery leads Emily, Katie, and Zee through a mall at the end of the nuclear apocalypse as the annual Slugblasting Speed Run sponsored by PANIC Energy Drink comes to a close…