Burnt Cook Book Party

The team has rested up at Minzewald and gotten fully strapped UP. It's time to potato-fy the last of the yule lads, defuse the bomb, and send Santa back to his own plane for another year. Tingle stic…

The team has reunited! Von Minze introduces the team to his homeland Minzewald, where they can rest and regroup. Chase settles in to a new, even more provincial town, Skeleton with a Gun gets in touc…

The team has been split! Snowman with a Gun and Von Minze take an increasingly warm sleigh ride up to arctic research station NP-25, where Chase is being held prisoner by the Yule Lads. Tingle tries …

Strolling along the cobbled streets of Markhall, the team tries to beat the Yule Lads to finding Carl Davis, the scientist. Chase Sullivan is right at home in this cheery snowy town, but Tingle must …

The gang discovers what the Yule Lads wanted with the Naughty or Nice list, and it sends them to Chase's hometown, Markhall. Unfortunately, the only way there is through the dire Christmas Tree Fores…

Following the trail of the rascally Yule Lads, the team enters Santa's Workshop. Justin proves he's just as grimdark as the rest of the crew by presenting us with some messed up snowglobes! Von Minze…

The Yule Lads have attacked the town of Garland, where all the elves of Santa's Workshop make toys and goodies. They freed Santa before he could be forced back to his plane of existence, and now the …

Freshly back from space, Zelf deals with the sudden appearance of Diane O'Nychus. Astra is hot on the trail of the cult, while Janni continues his pocket transport closer and closer to a giant mech. …

The time for information gathering has concluded; it's time to be heroes! If only our team knew how! They immediately split the group into the most number of subgroups possible: 4 individuals (and a …

What if Zelf does die in space though.

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The team splits along the least crazy axis, Janni-Zelf and Patty-Astra, to try to maximize their time before the demigod Bysshod arrives in Neptis. The boys dig deep into the history of Bysshod and t…

Filmed without a contract, the team takes their complaints to the Scry Network headquarters for compensation. They expect a little resistance, but the doors are always open for Patty Hurts! Will the …

Wow, a whole totally legitimate ship! As a demigod, Patty totally believes in her followers and their skills, and as the boatswain, Astra is naturally suspicious of the crew. But they do need to get …

As per usual, the team is split between doing righteous for others and doing righteous for themselves. But obviously they're going to do the MOST righteous thing, which is to stop the nastiest spell …

The squad attempts to manifest a beach episode as they leave the Whispering Woods for a quick stopover in the resort town of Bigrim. But can Janni make it through a hometown visit without being distr…

RITUAL DAY. The team undertakes their most dramatic team-working task YET. There is a strong possibility for betrayal and it could come from literally any direction! If they fail, they will be turned…

Zelf contemplates the nature of ants, Astra has a sad food experience, Patty can finally drink beer again, and Janni brings the group together in a cuddle puddle. The group decides that it's time to …

Lost in time, Astra and Zelf continue to struggle against the tide of memories. The tide is definitely beating Astra, but Zelf is starting to make some progress. Patty and Janni, likewise, attempt to…

Trapped in a cat temple increasingly become a time spider temple, Janni does his best despite his lack of body, and Patti does her best despite Janni's lack of body. Astra and Zelf continue their tri…

Aren't you excited to get back into the action we left at the end of Episode 68? WELL, hold onto your patience for just a few minutes longer, because this episode opens with a betrayal. But after tha…