Welcome to Boring History to Sleep — the only show where falling asleep in the middle is not only allowed… it’s encouraged. Each episode takes you on a slow, uneventful stroll through the most yawn-worthy corners of the past: treaties nobody remembers, kings who ruled for three weeks, and revolutions that never really got started. Delivered in the softest, most sleep-inducing voice we could find, this show is like warm milk with a side of ancient trivia. Perfect for insomniacs, history nerds, and anyone who thinks a Roman tax policy discussion sounds like a lullaby.
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#art #history #painting Need help falling asleep? Let ancient Rome do the job. In this slow, soothing, and gently sarcastic journey, you're the overworked planner of a chaotic Roman orgy — navigating…
Set sail into the not-so-romantic Golden Age of Piracy — where the food was stale, the hammocks were crowded, and the rum was… probably diseased. In this sleepy, softly sarcastic audio journey, we ex…
#art #history #sleep #sleeppodcast #boringhistory Fall asleep to the soft crackle of medieval snacks. In this sleepy audio documentary, we explore what peasants, monks, and nobles actually ate when t…
Let your mind drift back to 1943, where the food was bland, the chocolate broke teeth, and dinner was more danger than delight. This slow, soothing historical journey covers the weird, gritty, and qu…
#art #history #painting You’ve heard the legends.The dynasties. The elegance. The calligraphy.But here’s what they didn’t tell you:You’d be awake before sunrise, bowing to five relatives before break…
Imagine a courtroom where the sentence involves fire ants and humiliation... and that’s just for skipping chores. In this calm, absurdly detailed audio story, we’ll explore the legal system of the Az…
Think being King Arthur was all glory, swords, and destiny? Not quite. This sleepy, slow-paced audio story gently walks you through the itchy, muddy, and slightly miserable truth of life in Arthurian…
Welcome to another episode of Boring History for Sleep – where ancient worlds come alive just softly enough to help you drift off.Tonight, we journey deep into the sands of time to explore what it wo…
Welcome to another episode of Boring History for Sleep — where history is soft, sarcastic, and slightly grimy. Tonight, we journey through the smog-choked streets of Victorian London.You'll experienc…
Ever dreamed of living like Robin Hood—stealing from the rich, giving to the poor, and roaming Sherwood Forest in a cool green tunic? Turns out, medieval outlaw life wasn’t exactly the fairy tale. In…
Welcome to another episode of Boring History for Sleep — where legends get dusty, boots get heavy, and you get... just sleepy enough.Tonight, we ride (very slowly) into the myth-soaked world of the A…
Tonight, we journey back to the dust and discipline of Ancient Sparta — not the one from movies, but the real one: cold floors, brutal childhood rituals, and soup made of pig’s blood.Forget the glory…
Ever wondered what it was really like to be a medieval assassin? Spoiler: it wasn’t heroic, it wasn’t glamorous, and it definitely wasn’t well-paid. In this slow, sleep-friendly documentary, we explo…
Not all jokes are harmless — especially in a medieval court. In this soft-spoken bedtime documentary, we explore the dark, lonely life of the court jester. Humiliation, danger, and the pressure to al…
Struggling to fall asleep? Let the gentle drone of history carry you off to dreamland. In this episode of *Boring History for Sleep*, we explore why you probably wouldn’t survive a single day in the …
Welcome to another episode of Boring History for Sleep — where distant worlds unfold slowly, softly, and just quietly enough to help you drift off.Tonight, we travel to feudal Japan — not the cherry-…
You’re not chasing Jack the Ripper. You are him. Sort of. For one damp, confusing, emotionally complicated day in 1888. This slow, atmospheric audio story blends historical facts with a cozy narrativ…
Unwind with this 3-hour historical sleep story designed to quiet your mind and guide you into deep, restful sleep. Set to the gentle crackle of a cozy fireplace, this soft-spoken narration takes you …
Boring History For Sleep | VIKINGS | The Rise & Fall Of The Most Feared Warriors In HistoryThe Viking Age Unveiled: History, Culture, and the Norse LegacyDive into the rich and complex history of the…
Welcome to another episode of Boring History for Sleep – where ancient worlds come alive just softly enough to help you drift off.Tonight, we journey deep into the sands of time to explore what it wo…