Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast
Vinston comes and adds his touch to the daily Bass O Matic podcast from Z ( www.bassomatic.info ).
- Update frequency
- every day
- Episodes
- 365
- Years Active
- 2006 - 2007
Grumpy old cat
The school kids are in the van. They know they shouldn't have brought Sam the grumpy old cat with them for this chocolate factory visit, but the poor old fellow never gets a chance to go out. This wi…
Tue 20 Nov 2007
Jump around and tell her why
Entertain your spouse by letting your imagination express itself. For example you could juggle with three chikens and a tomato or jump around and tell her why with a potato in your mouth. These are o…
Mon 19 Nov 2007
Rupertrainfolg
If you concatenate the first name Rupert with the word rain and add folg at the end you get Rupertrainfolg, which doesn't sound half as bad as what it doesn't mean.
Sun 18 Nov 2007
Sweets and lime
Hello grand mommy, I thought you'd like some sweets and lime, so I brought you some. Oh thank you my youngster, she replied, I do love sweets and lime, thank you, thank you very much. Come here and l…
Sat 17 Nov 2007
Ordinary writer
Joel is one of those ordinary writers that just writes ordinary stuff for ordinary readers. His salary is nothing extraordinary and he drives an ordinary car from his dull home to his boring work. In…
Fri 16 Nov 2007
The Svens are coming
They planned this family reunion for a month. Everything was set. The menu was decided as to accomoate all tastes, beverages where the finest that could, even the musical playlist was chosen in order…
Thu 15 Nov 2007
I wonder why and what
Not to say there are no clues on the whereabouts of the diverse protagonists, but I wonder why and what, and maybe even where the last standing officer went after tea.
Wed 14 Nov 2007
Chaussette
Say byebye to the chaussette because it is leaving now. Yes it is not late yet, but she's getting bored.
Tue 13 Nov 2007
Freaks of the refrigerator
The cheese is as nefastious as the chicken loaf in terms of refrigerator social behaviours. The freaks of the refrigerator have their own laws and beware if you don't respect them.
Mon 12 Nov 2007
Broohaaahaaa
The wall shaked, the ground was moving, and then the fissures. Broohaaahaaa the whole building collapsed in a huge cloud of dust and flames.
Sun 11 Nov 2007
Zorro and his dog
There are a few myths that persist. For example it wasn't Zorro and his horse, but Zorro and his dog. When they filmed the show they however believed it would look too ackards having Zorro sit on a b…
Fri 09 Nov 2007
Vicking tribe picknick
The only word in vicking tribe picknick that is correctly written is tribe. Too many c's there are.
Thu 08 Nov 2007
Overhead wide space sitting on the sofa
Who could understand such an absurd statement without a bit more information on the context. Overhead wide space sitting on the sofa could be meaningless unless you knew that his parents actually nam…
Tue 06 Nov 2007
Swiss carbless fat
It was very interesting for that process to work. Swiss quality, and seriousness, great taste and near zero calories. Swiss carbless fat is the future of neutral cooking.
Mon 05 Nov 2007
Quits while it sits
I really wanted to say this in English, but I can't find any word to translate the french term contrepetrie. Because quits while it sits could well be one, but it is not.
Sun 04 Nov 2007
Derby for a small digger
The derby for a small digger is a once a year event. Anyone can participate. The fee is hundred and fifty two dollar fifty, or hundred and one euro and fifty cents for those on this side of the ocean…
Sat 03 Nov 2007
Fat ass
At first I wanted to say fat booty, but fat ass was a bit more what I intended. So I wrote it down and finally it works as expected, efficiently and expressively.
Fri 02 Nov 2007
Join the tremor
And once again the whole crew felt inclined to invite the blue bell deep diving freestyle team to join the tremor. No cats will be accepted this time. Too complicated to manage.
Thu 01 Nov 2007
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