Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug

A nice bounce back episode

Crazy dates

Slinging pies

Cutting hair

Being mournful

Witness protection

Plus the announcement of the last movie of season 9 and the themes for season 10

Will it be an all-timer or an all-time disappointment?

Matt is now free...and plays guitar.

The first podcast that is shorter than the movie being discussed.

Strap in because it's break-neck speed…

Hopefully this podcast isn't too shaky. How the business world works.

Transactional relationships.

Porsche talk.

Why Can't Buy Me Love is a national treasure.

All this and more, plus Matt's f…

A song gets vetoed mid stream.

Matt can't do Metallica.

Shit gets deleted and you'll never know.

Matt and Doug lean into CR's tragic history moreso than in Superman II with all apologies to the la…

The unofficial season of Stephen King continues...can it continue another week?

Matt has an unknown title.

Stallone in other languages.

Growing up in the 50s.

And the movie...

Couple of sound …

Matt gets violated.
Should you take your kid to get a tux?
Arnold struggles with English.
Starts slow, but picks up
Doug says he'll stop Arnold impressions...but he doesn't
Starts fast out of the gate. Wi…

Doug gets temporarily suspended from the podcast.

Ball update.

Would Magnum have been a good Indy?

Disagreements about attractiveness.

Diabeetus.

And much more...

Matt has big balls.

A new podcast is on the way, but the audio is kind of suspect.

The movie.

Demi Moore had a giant bush.

Other stuff.

Chuck Norris

Doug belittles Matt

Chuck Norris

A wikipedia for the podcast

Chuck Norris 

Mac 10s are used

Chuck Norris

One more week of angst

Yet another teen angst movie.

Matt defends why his pain is more valid than others.

Matt loses his car.

The movie has no redeeming characters.

Other stuff...

Hide your cameras, it's time for a Sean Penn film.

We dip under the 3 hour mark for a first time in a while while we discuss an uplifting film all about hope and upward mobility.

Will the system refo…

Why Matt is broken.

Turnabout is fair play.

Doug tries to push things forward, but Matt has shit to say.

The last of the long podcasts.

New season.  New attitude.  Actually the same shitty attitude.

Special guest at the top of the show.

Nude Tom Cruise.

Nude Lea Thompson.

Depression.

Playing hoops against a HS legend.

The Yam.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the podcast Matt and Doug swim for the safety of Cable Junction as a pissed off shark is out for (literal) blood.  

The final episode of season 8 goes…

Hopefully the whole podcast is here.  There were issues.

It's been a hot minute since we had an overlong podcast.

Matt finds religion.

Someone finds a rocket.

A new standard of beauty is defined.

And…

Close your eyes.  Hum that familiar John Williams tune.  Listen for the crack of the bullwhip.

Then drop all that and get ready for a pale imitation.

Sound clips from old VHS recordings that are over…

Put your sunglasses on, spit out your gum and kick some ass.

In a way this is a prima facie example of what this podcast is or should be.  Talking about an 80s movie of questionable stature and riff…

Guess who's back.  Back again.  Freddy's back.  Tell a friend not to go to sleep...

Not as long as usual.

An entry intro a storied franchise that yields uneven results.

Check for yourself.

After a brief hiatus we come back to tackle the deep issues:

Sexism.

Fidelity on deep space trips.

Whether leather jackets are okay.

We had some audio issues so if they're there, deal with it.

A…

Back at home and all the guests have left.  Matt and Doug take a swing at their first (?) rated G film.

Will the Muppets bring it home?

Will the podcast be safe for work?

Is Kermit a cuck?

All th…