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Berner Phone

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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Comedy Stand-Up
Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
62 minutes
Episodes
350
Years Active
2018 - 2025
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Berner Phone #86: More Couples Fights

Berner Phone #86: More Couples Fights

It's a new week, but couples are still fighting. Hannah and Des are back trying to save some relationships with advice on how to move past menial arguments. 

01:15:59  |   Mon 14 Apr 2025
Berner Phone #85: Couples Fights

Berner Phone #85: Couples Fights

Every couple has that one recurring argument they can't agree on. The dialers are sharing the small but mighty fights in their relationships.

01:12:29  |   Sun 06 Apr 2025
Berner Phone #84: Service Industry Annoyances

Berner Phone #84: Service Industry Annoyances

Customer service is a b**** and the dialers told us all their most annoying interactions. From standing up to get a waiter to shaking drinks at a bar, Hannah and Des figure out if they were ever guil…

01:17:43  |   Sun 30 Mar 2025
Berner Phone #83: Are You the A-hole?

Berner Phone #83: Are You the A-hole?

The last episode of are you the a-hole was a hit, so we're bringing it back. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the a-hole?" we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week.

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01:19:36  |   Sat 22 Mar 2025
Berner Phone #82: Notes App Revealed

Berner Phone #82: Notes App Revealed

Hannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes. 

01:13:56  |   Sat 15 Mar 2025
Berner Phone #81: TV You Need to Watch

Berner Phone #81: TV You Need to Watch

The dialers are making their case for the best TV series of all time.

01:26:14  |   Sun 09 Mar 2025
Berner Phone #80: Best Advice From A Therapist

Berner Phone #80: Best Advice From A Therapist

Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? This week the dialers are sharing the best advice they've recieved from a therapist. 

01:29:38  |   Mon 03 Mar 2025
Berner Phone #79: This Should Be Illegal

Berner Phone #79: This Should Be Illegal

The list of things that should be illegal could go on forever. You might leave this episode annoyed with humanity, but you'll also feel seen.

01:21:26  |   Sun 23 Feb 2025
Berner Phone #78: Life Advice From Des

Berner Phone #78: Life Advice From Des

The dialers are putting Des to the test and he's giving advice on life, love, travel, and becoming a yoga instructor. 

01:17:35  |   Sun 16 Feb 2025
Berner Phone #77: What We Google

Berner Phone #77: What We Google

Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, wh…

00:51:12  |   Mon 10 Feb 2025
Berner Phone #76: Karma You Deserve

Berner Phone #76: Karma You Deserve

Hannah's mom joins the episode to explain why we have to protect our energy and let karma do its job. The dialers share stories of when karma came back to bite.

00:55:10  |   Mon 03 Feb 2025
Berner Phone #75: Craziest Things You Did For Money

Berner Phone #75: Craziest Things You Did For Money

Will people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money.

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00:56:59  |   Sat 25 Jan 2025
Berner Phone #74: Trying New Things In Bed

Berner Phone #74: Trying New Things In Bed

Every now and then, we realize it's time for a spicy episode. The dialers are sharing the good, the bad, and the ugly of new things they've tried in bed.

00:59:10  |   Sun 19 Jan 2025
Berner Phone #73: How Did I Not Know This?

Berner Phone #73: How Did I Not Know This?

We are learning, growing, and realizing things today because we asked the dialers to tell us "I was today years old when...". Some of these facts might change your life, but don't count on it.

01:05:35  |   Sat 11 Jan 2025
Berner Phone #72: Worst Coworkers

Berner Phone #72: Worst Coworkers

The holiday season has come to an end and it's time to go back the office. Everyone has a coworker (or two) that they can't stand, so the dialers are sharing their worst work stories.

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01:01:08  |   Sun 05 Jan 2025
Berner Phone #71: Life's Quandaries Part 2

Berner Phone #71: Life's Quandaries Part 2

Turns out the dialers need a lot of advice...so we're doing a part 2 of our unprofessional advice. This week we're dealing with finances, family, and failing relationships. 

00:58:09  |   Sat 28 Dec 2024
Berner Phone #70: Life’s Quandaries

Berner Phone #70: Life’s Quandaries

It's the holiday season and the dialers were in need of some advice, so we delivered. Lines are being blurred in open relationships, some in-laws just won't take the hint, and our resident cat expert…

01:13:05  |   Sun 22 Dec 2024
Berner Phone #69: Are you the only one?

Berner Phone #69: Are you the only one?

Everyone has their quirks and odd habits. And this week, the dialers are revealing theirs in hopes that they aren't the one one. You'll either finish this episode feeling understood or questioning wh…

01:12:26  |   Mon 16 Dec 2024
Berner Phone #68: Vacation Disasters

Berner Phone #68: Vacation Disasters

A vacation can either be a bonding experience or the beginning of the end of a relationship. This week the dialers are sharing their worst vacation experiences with family, friends, and partners. 

 

01:04:50  |   Sun 08 Dec 2024
Berner Phone #67: Are You The Asshole?

Berner Phone #67: Are You The Asshole?

Family and friendship dynamics are complicated, but someone is always the asshole. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the asshole?", we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week. 

00:47:46  |   Mon 02 Dec 2024
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