Beauty and the Bitch

In this episode (OUR 100TH EPISODE, WHAAAAT!?!?), we revel in the hit HBO show VEEP. We discuss the brilliance of Julia Louis-Dreyfus, a jolly green jizz-face and the seventh and final season of the …

In this episode, we savage the 2019 remake of Aladdin. We discuss Guy Ritchie's directorial style, Will Smith's upsetting blue blob body and some of the best moments of the original animated classic.…

In this episode, we dissect C.S. Lewis's The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. We discuss how Eustace should have been brown, the horrible changes made for the movie and Reepicheep's adorable little boat.

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In this episode, we dissect the wonderfully British Sex Education, starring Gillian Anderson, Asa Butterfield, and Connor Swindells. We discuss teenage misfits, queer representation and very large di…

Are you gonna see Avengers: Endgame? Have you seen it 20 times already? Either way, come revel in our thoughts and feelings (recorded a few weeks back). We are still relevant and still dumb and somet…

WE HERE AT BEAUTY AND THE BITCH ARE HYPED AS HELL FOR THE FINAL SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES!  We recorded this episode before the final season began to air, and we know these discussions have been bea…

Today we're reposting our Game of Thrones Season 7 recap episode. It's brimming with feelings, shenanigans, and all the hope in the world for Season 8 (WHICH WE ARE NOW LIVING INSIDE OF.) Catch up no…

Beauty and the Bitch did a GREAT Game of Thrones 'Top 45 Moments' countdown to season 7 for YOU! This was one of our first episodes back in the day-day....AND IT'S BACK, BABY! Catch up on all the glo…

Beauty and the Bitch feel (and they are so, so often correct) that The Silver Chair is one of the best Narnian books. It's also the first book that doesn't include the spoiled Pevensie siblings - who…

Today we're diving into our thoughts and feelings about Disney's upcoming reboot: DUMBO. It's looking like a possible Tim Burton classic, but we've got mixed feelings...mostly because the original is…

Beauty and the Bitch are back with a cheap-ass bottle of wine and too many opinions about children's literature. We're discussing the dreary second child in the Chronicles of Narnia series: Prince Ca…

Beauty and the Bitch have (mostly noncommittal) feelings about Captain Marvel - tune in to hear our highs and lows (and 4,000 non sequitors). We don't mind Brie Larson (duh) and we hope the movie doe…

Netflix original content continues to step up the game with shows like Russian Doll (starring the irrepressible Natasha Lyonne). We follow Nadia as she dies and re-lives the night of her 36th birthda…

Where our emo kids at? And which of us have thought that Gerard Way, musical and angst icon of the early 2000s, would create an incredible graphic novel series? And which My Chemical Romance nerd gue…

Beauty and the Bitch loves to make predictions based on very little  (or absolutely zero) knowledge...so here we are! We LOVE the Oscars and the 2019 trash heap is rolling in to the station this week…

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Y'all, those females are strong and so is the comedy in the hit Netflix original Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. The 4th and final season of Kimmy Schmidt just wrapped …

BB's: If there is one thing we love here at Beauty and the Bitch, it's DRAMA! And Fyre Festival is one of the most dramatic and well-crafted marketing fails EVER. Targeting rich millennials who speci…

m. night shyamalan is a really fucking hard name to spell, AND DON'T ASK BEAUTY AND THE BITCH TO DO IT AGAIN.

What we can do is go over the Sham-ba-lam oevure and tell you what's good and what's sh…

We all know the Golden Globes are the trashy awards show....right? Come join along as Beauty and the Bitch recap the wins and also go off on many tangents. 

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Nostalgia brings us back to a classic: The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lews. Beauty and the Bitch goes over the merits and vices of The Lion, the With, and the Wardrobe, what we like about Lewis, an…