Bad Date Podcast

It's a bad sign when you're on a day in the city that never sleeps, and she's snoring!

And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU!

When your cleanup on Aisle 5 is your bad date!

And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU! 

You know what they say about guys with small hands … not too much. Too busy trying not to think about them.  Raise your hand if you think this principal is out of line!

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From firefighters to Navy Seals, Devin’s bad dates come in pairs and in uniform! And then they go AWOL. Listen now!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Chicken wire has a place and purpose … neither of which is for snagging a Wrangler.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

If Cicely walked away from corporate life for better things, you know she doesn’t have time for loud talker innuendos or disrespectful birthday dinner texting. Listen now to feel inspired by this bad…

When your Valentine date highlights are bad bisque and a befuddled baby, maybe it’s a sign. A bright red sign flashing “Over it”.

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When a bad date shifts from ‘is there potential with this guy’ to ‘I’m too intrigued by this guy’s bizarre behavior to leave’, you know you’re in for a good story … or FIVE!  

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How long do you watch your ghost drinking in the next room with buddies before closing out…on his tab?  If you’ve ever been stabbed by that “left at the dance” knife, this episode will hit home!

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If he’s just “Friend Zoned” you, does he get to choose what you watch that night? One of many things that’ll make you go hmmm as you listen to Lauren’s bad dairy date. 

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When you’re over the dating apps and end up meeting your dates at gas stations and garage sales, what could possibly go wrong??

And remember .... it's not me, it's YOU!

Ever wanted to crawl under the table at a restaurant? Compare your experience to this udderly hilarious tale from a Houston listener with a mooving conclusion.

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If you aren’t yelling for some of these bad dates to walk the plank, you aren’t paying attention. From Oz to the chocolate factory to a beguiling buccaneer, you’ll be ‘hooked’ listening to Avery’s ad…

Gym fails, bad splits and Easter flashes.  It's "Wardrobes Gone Wild!" on this first episode of Speed Dating.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Shoeless wonders, car ride shenanigans, and dam revivals. At least one of Aisha’s first date stories will leave you speechless - or singing the Oompa Loompa song.

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Listen this week to hear three friends share bad date stories from West Texas with long-winded geology lessons, odd Gemini obsessions and crazy Escalade text confessions.

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Bad dates come in twos in this episode  - two bowlers, two cheerleaders, and … well, you really just need to listen!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Does “dating in LA” conjure up images of starving actors and plastic surgery?  Not after you hear Becca’s bad dates … a sunset prepper, cancelled wedding crasher, and high talker are our La La Land s…

Music festivals, airport kisses and yard sales. What could go wrong in this ‘fairy tale’ with a pre-arranged twist??

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Has a date ever made YOU wait for HIM outside the Ladies Room? Ever given you a tour of his fridge? How about missed his flight…on his own plane? Whatever your answers are, you’ll want to raise a toa…