B&J ruin everything Podcast

Jarrett stares death in the eyes and lives to tell about it.

Crackhead on earth as it is in heaven 

Starts with pee. B&J talk about supplement use. We get life advice from a crack addict and talk about the rising star of a crackhead. Jarrett explains how acupuncture makes you gay and also cures hom…

We wrap up our 5 part series with Shawn the super deviant. The boys patch things up with Jews even though they killed Jesus. Can smoking “the crack” make you gay? Shawn issues a stern warning about p…

The “tard” Stephen Hawking gets raped by space cock in a cardboard box. The boys talk about how retards have huge dongs and the nuances of shitting your pants. Jarrett introduces Bobby and Shawn to p…

Jarrett and his grandpa rack up the pay-per-view porn bill and Bobby tells the story of how his mom thought he lived for 30 years as an anonymous queer. Jarrett’s dad takes an alcoholism survey posin…

Black John and Ian the Italian Mexican. B&J dissect what makes black men and Irish men different. The boys get into the age old debate, big dick or big balls. Irish jizz stunt man. would you rather b…

B&J talk with Shawn about L. A. Wildfire conspiracies and uncles leaving a legacy through molestation. Bobby speaks Spanish and Jarrett farts in a sales meeting. Jarrett can’t remember Shawn’s name a…

Jarrett looses 2 cars and takes a prostitute to the bar. B&J talk about Peyton & Eli Manning and their advertising values, the female orgasm, gods and how pussy topples empires.

Lessons in fatherhood. jerking off with dial up internet. Jarrett hits the mother-load of nudie mags and Bobby gets revenge on dungeon & dragons with a dry hump foot job.

Barack Obama has a beautiful speaking voice. Jarrett shows Bobby his favorite deck of cards. Gas prices, Elon Musk and Martian energy.

Killing CEO’s, slinging purses at the gym and Martian pedofiles.

Milwaukee in the 90’s, LGBTQ and other tomfoolery.