Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa.

Remember when juice was just juice and cartoons didn’t need a gritty reboot? Welcome to the episode where we unpack how everything from your childhood—snacks, shows, and even your beloved Capri Sun—h…

Mental Health—Messy, Memeable, and (Still) Worth Talking About
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From Tokyo to Toronto, millennials are losing our collective minds—and this time, it’s not just the algorithm’s fault. In this brutal…

🎧 Hot Girl Walks and Internalized Misogyny
This week, we lace up our sneakers and take a long, emotionally loaded stroll through the twisted world of fitness culture, social media, and—yep—internaliz…

Welcome to the courtroom of chaos, where the judge is petty, the jury is hungover, and the only law we follow is vibes. In this episode, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew dives headfirst into the depths…

The Gag Order | Drag Race All-Stars Reactions, Reviews & Pride Commentary

Get ready to gag! The Gag Order is your go-to playlist for hilarious and honest reactions to RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars. Joi…

💸 We Can’t Afford to Cry Anymore (It’s Dehydrating)
Welcome to late-stage capitalism, where avocados cost $3.29 and therapy is $180/hour—if you’re lucky. With Carissa recovering from sticker shock in…

🎧  Pride Across The Map: How We Celebrate Around the World!🌈

Pack your glitter passport and emotional support fan—this week on Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re boarding a rainbow rocket to explore Pride a…

Work got you spiraling? Family driving you wild? Pride month just around the corner and you’re already emotionally overdrawn? Same, Doomscrollers.

This week, Shaun, Peter, and Carissa are serving up a…

Think your group chat is messy? This week, the Doomscrollers are diving into the wild world of emotional labor, friendship boundaries, and the art of surviving unsolicited vent sessions—without losin…

No Filter, Just Feelings (and F-bombs)
In this delightfully unfiltered episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, your favorite trio—Carissa, Peter, and Shaun—peel back the perfectly filtered layers of social …

Eco-Anxiety and Other Things I Can’t Recycle

Is the planet burning or is that just our anxiety again? (Spoiler: it’s both.)

In this chaotic, cathartic episode, the hosts unpack eco-anxiety, corporate g…

ChatGPT Take the Wheel (and Crash It)
💥 Technology is taking over. And honestly? It's kind of judging you.

From your morning playlist to your doomscrolling addiction, AI is everywhere—and in this epis…

Subscription Spiral: Broke, Confused, Subscribed
In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, the hosts tumble headfirst into the modern hellscape known as the subscription economy—where everything from…

Minisode: Gym Bros VS. Therapy Chats
Because sometimes the only reps we’re getting in are emotional.

In our very first Apocalypse & Avocados minisode, Carissa dives headfirst into the barbell-laden ba…

Want an idea of what you will get if you tune into our podcast?  Well, just listen to this trailer! Peter will walk you through some of what you can expect. Spoiler alert! It's giving queer chaos, mi…

We said what we said—and yes, we do judge. In this episode of Apocalypse and Avocados, the gang unleashes a symphony of side-eyes and savage truth bombs as they spiral through their biggest pet peeve…

Oops, My Petty Is Showing…

This week on Apocalypse and Avocados, we’re pulling back the curtain on our pettiest selves—and yes, it’s as chaotic as it sounds. From the silent treatment that screams vol…

Millennials Killed It, Gen Z Buried It, and Gen Alpha Will Probably Resurrect It
In this generational roast (with love), the hosts of Apocalypse & Avocados unpack the blame game between millennials, G…

✨ In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re dragging zodiac signs, blaming Mercury retrograde for our bad decisions, and using the stars as scapegoats for... pretty much everything. Accountabil…

This week on Apocalypse & Avocados, things get juicy—and a little unhinged. Peter, Carissa, and Shaun are joined by a very special guest: Peter’s bestie and ex-boyfriend Martin. What could go wrong? …