American Wannabes Podcast

The guys recap Thanksgiving and Christian's "Friendsgiving" which Jesus doesn't understand and Jerry thinks sounds like a reality TV reunion show. 

Then they reminisce about their sexual conquests. J…

The Wannabes just filmed for HBO Latino and their own project but Christian was nervous and couldn't remember his lines. 

Jerry wants to quit the podcast every week and the guys try explain why he sh…

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian throw shout-outs to listeners. 

Jerry talks Jesus into driving to see him in Vegas because he was already "half way there" which turned out to be over 2 1/2 hours away. Th…

Jerry is either recovering from the flu or a depression from the Dodgers losing the World Series. He's currently four bobbleheads in debt.

Jesus and Jerry argue over mass shootings and whether or not…

It's the Halloween episode! The guys talk about favorite candies and costumes. 

Jerry walks his ass off during Halloween for the kids but taking them out in his hometown of HP was a mistake, unless…

Jesus and Christian kick it off with Christian's anniversary trip which involved mostly f*cking and farting. Jesus admits to shitting himself more as an adult than he did as a child and Christian wip…

Jerry joins the Latin Kings Of Comedy, Jesus opens for Chingo Bling, and Christian performs in Riverside with people sitting on the stage. 

The guys discuss getting threatened/befriended by cholos at…

Midnight misses his flight and returns for round 2 with Jerry, Jesus, and Christian. 

Christian celebrates his anniversary this week while Jerry admits that he was faded at Christian's wedding. Jesus…

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian welcome their good friend Midnight to the show. The guys start off in a somber mood discussing the tragic event in Las Vegas. They switch up to discuss the passing of Hugh…

The Wannabes go hard at Kevin Hart who "made the block hot" for guys by getting caught cheating. Jesus thinks ballers should only cheat with baller chicks, Jerry anonymously "outs" a friend who cheat…

Christian doesn't like Jesus's "3rd leg" but is really into bush right now. 

Jesus got recognized as "Big Dick Daddy". 

Jerry would rather cheat than have a threesome. 

Plus, the guys go deep on what…

The guys dig into Trump, the end to DACA, and what they'd each to in Mexico if they got deported. 

Jerry and Jesus get into a huge argument over the spoiling of Game Of Thrones. 

Christian's favorite…

The guys thank their first "sponsor" then take a dive right into the Mayweather vs McGregor fight. Jerry thinks it was scripted and Jesus admits that he hates UFC because his ex cheated on him with a…

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian wonder how many states America has and if it's okay to fat shame? Jerry things he's more famous than he is, Jesus thinks he's better looking than he is, and Christian thin…

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian are happy to be alive with the coming war with North Korea. 

Which Wannabe thinks Vietnam is in another country? Who thought Nagasaki was a drink? And why is Jerry keeping…

Christian's gaggle of kidney stones prompts a debate on whether or not childbirth is actually painful. 

Jerry admits to killing a pigeon and explains donkey shows to the group.

Jesus decides how brok…

Jerry almost cries over his baseball team and explains why he feels safer with he's with black people. 

Jesus gives the real scoop on his uncle Cumbia and what he thinks about being talked about on N…

Jesus gets mobbed at a festival performing with Chingo Bling and has his "Selena moment".

Jerry "literally ate a dick" over the weekend.

"Christian got hands" and breaks bad but is scared shitless.

P…

The Wannabes answer some of the most pressing questions of our times. 

Would you sleep with a hot chick even if you know she had STD's?

Why can't you die of AIDS anymore?

Who is the Beyonce, who is t…

The fellas discuss the big match ups of Mayweather vs McGregor and Game Of Thrones vs Breaking Bad vs The Wire. Then both Jerry and Jesus talk about their fond sexual memories of teachers while Chris…