All Purpose Cleaner

Every life is made better by a loving animal companion. Whether you are: freaking out about cat labor, killing birds with facial cleanser, exposing dogs to poisoned coconuts or introducing your pet …

We are sorry to say, Christmas is over.  But don’t worry, New Years Eve is just around the corner and we’re here to guide you through it all. Whether you are resolving not to commit as many feloni…

It is that time of year. Festive lights, annoying music, laughing children and disembodied Snow White head ornaments. That’s right, its Christmas. This week we discuss grandma stabbing Robb for a a …

Sisters are doing it for themselves! That is right, on this week’s episode of All Purpose Cleaners we find out what beats at the strong resilient core of a woman. Our all female panel discusses: pow…

Did you have three pink peg wives (or blue peg husbands)? Did you always insist upon playing Miss Scarlet because she was so damned hot? Did you try to convince your little brother that qazer was an…

Welcome. Won’t you step into the DEAD center of the room. We’ve being DYING to meet you. It will be a SPIRITED visit. Hopefully, you won’t get eviscerated by the homeless guy we gave two rocks of me…

Facebook is going to destroy everything sacred and good. Twitter is the sign of the decline of Western civilization. Tumbler is the new bastion of freaks and sexual deviants. And reddit… well have y…

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen, beans don’t burn on the grill. Oh yeah, we’re moving on up. By the way, what in the name of heavens do those lyrics mean? Of course, we’re going to suppose it has some…

So you’re wondering whether you should wax your eyebrows; we have an answer for that. You’re wondering whether you should pluck that stray hair; we have an answer for that. You’re wondering whether …

Yes, they are watching us. No, they are not impressed. Why trailer parks? Why cows? Why probes? The truth is out there, and we are going to find it. Let us be the Mulder to your Scully. In other wor…

Like your drunk aunt as she sits on your mom’s Naugahyde couch after Thanksgiving dinner the minute after you announce your plans to get a doctorate in Literature. Like the tattooed and mostly tooth…

This week we give you our version of “Inside the Actor’s Studio”; only with more references to pre-teen summer camp tassel spinning contests. (Yes, you read that right, apparently that happened.) Du…

They always say make your art about what you know. Random travel, face plants, vomit sprinklers, brownie hangovers, and scratch and sniff textbooks. Good times.

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This podcast includes simultaneous discussion of  lard, slip and slides, and church camp. Do we really need to say anything else to get you to listen? All right, fine: bears, screaming girls, deliri…

We have decided to abandon all pretense. Yes, we have broken the final podcasting taboo and recorded a podcast that features a story equal parts hilarious and “oh, my heavens, why.”  This is the one…

If you forgot to pick up a copy of InTouch while you were waiting to check out from the grocery, we’ve got your back. If you are wondering about the details of what John Travolta allegedly did with …

A few tips: if you think Ross’ is about to break-up with you, loan him your car, then steal it; if you think Kristin is about to break-up with you, join a cult; if you think Rob is about to break-up…

We blow the lid off of J. Edgar Hoover’s intimate involvement in one of histories greatest tragedies. We show you how your wii is contributing to the slow deliberate decline of Western civilization.…

What ever happened to the golden age of television comedy? Who is the most annoying sitcom sidekick? When did Happy Days really “jump the shark”? Whose hotter Uncle Jesse John Stamos or ER John Stam…

And now for some advice that you can really use. And by “can really use” we mean of course “probably can’t effectively use at all” and “if you do use, we can be neither liable nor culpable”. In this…