A Theater Near You

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This time in A Theater Near You, Paul was unfortunately out sick, so Sean and Kris were joined by Karen from This week’s Episode to talk about some of their favorite Christmas movies.    U…

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris watch Caddyshack II, a sequel with an absolutely dreadful reputation. But is it as bad as they say?  

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Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris watch Sean’s favorite movie of all time, Big Trouble in Little China. Has this cult classic stood the test of time, or is there indeed…

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris watch the Wes Andreson movie Asteroid City. Sean’s never been a fan of Anderson’s films, but will this weird story about… something… t…

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This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris tackle the sci-fi classic 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's one of the most important science fiction movies ever created, and a favorite of…

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This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris experienced Zapped!, the worst possible prequel to Who’s the Boss imaginable. How many sexual assault crimes were committed in this mo…

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris endured the Yahoo Serious vehicle Young Einstein. How many apples were in this movie? Let’s find out. 

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Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris go see Fast X together. Paul’s a huge fan, Kris watched them all 15 minutes at a time on a dare, and Sean’s never seen any of them bef…

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, coming off their recent Fast & Furious marathon, naturally the pick for the letter X was the other Vin Diesel vehicle XXX. But is it any good, even ironica…

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch Weekend at Bernie’s II. Are dancing corpses with voodoo curses truly the pinnacle of comedy? Let’s find out.                    …

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch Violent Night. It may be March, but the holiday spirit is still in the air, but is that necessarily a good thing? And what happe…

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch The Untouchables. A movie where a small child explodes, a dude gets beat to death with a baseball bat, Kevin Costner plays Kevin…

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch the 1982 sci-fi horror classic The Thing. Kris had never seen this one, nor is he a fan of horror movies. So did they all enjoy …

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch the cinematic masterpiece that is Surf Ninjas. There’s surfing, ninjas, Leslie Neilson as a cybernetic warlord, a 30 year old Ro…

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, Kris, and special guest Greg  made the frankly absurd decision to watch all 6 Rocky movies in one day. Did they exceed the daily recommended do…

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris checked out the 1990 Bill Murray vehicle Quick Change. How does it hold up after all these years? Have any of them tried to rob a bank…

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris went to the theater together to celebrate the anniversary of their P pick, Pitch Perfect. It was totally planned that way! What did th…

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris go with Kris’s pick for the letter O which is the comedy classic Office Space. It’s a movie that defined a generation of workers, and re…

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris go with Paul’s pick for the letter N with The Natural. It’s a baseball movie classic that has some really strange stuff going on in it. …

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul and Kris travel through the dimensions to watch Masters of the Universe, a movie that was made on purpose. Like so many other films based on exi…