A Novel Console

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne do storm prep while being weirded out by Martha Stewart’s skin. Karradyne talks about books she’s reading, ranging from a historical novel about Mary…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne have no time to read or play games, so instead, they to talk nonsense for an hour. They announce the Backlog of Doom Pt. 6 winners, to be reviewed 10…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne freak out over a satellite launch, and Chris talks about his new manga obsession, How Heavy Are the Dumbbells You Lift? They read a fun listener emai…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne celebrate their 2nd year of A Novel Console! They reminisce over the features guests and all the changes that came to the show. Karradyne confesses s…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne discuss Rowan Atkinson's latest Netflix series, Man vs. Bee. Karradyne then surprises Chris with a corn dildo. Afterwards, Karradyne finally starts r…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about the extinct Pizza Hut salad bar, their shortest employment terms, and the Chickie Emojibator! Karradyne talks about the books she's been r…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce their new Discord server that you can join! They also ruin Pokémon by looking at Pokémoan sex toys. They spend the episode listing a few wai…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce the winners of the Backlog of Doom as voted by Patrons! Karradyne brings a strange sex toy to the show, courtesy of Motorhead. She then give…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about the Testicuzzi. They then chose five victims each from their backlog to be sacrificed by their Patrons in The Backlog of Doom, Pt. 5. They…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about new jobs, a hellish few days, and they finally bring back Sex Toy of the Week! Karradyne gives an update on last week’s books, and Chris s…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce some changes coming to the podcast, along with a brand new format called Reads and Plays! They then talk about Chris's birthday gift and a t…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined once again by their friend, Thrak. They talk about being itchy, the Bible, and are entertained by an impromptu Mrs. Doubtfire impersonatio…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about Karradyne's surgery, go over a fan-casting of The Lord of the Rings cast, and talk about bee stings. The two then shrink to Picori-size wh…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by their friend Mariela! They open the show by complaining about the cost of groceries and praising The Skywalker Saga! The three then tal…

On this special Patreon preview episode, Chris and Karradyne talk about The Force Awakens! They discuss the movie's shortcomings, stiff acting, and the less than threatening main baddie. They also di…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about Jurassic World Dominion and Pocky and Rocky Reshrined. Karradyne manages to mortify Chris with the Sex Toy of the Week, and they list 5 bo…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined once again by their friend, Carmen! They catch up by talking about She-Hulk, Pendulum, and new promotional material from The Rings of Powe…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by the very talented WiseDrums! The Force leads the trio in a scattered conversation about the Star Wars movies, what works about them and…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by one of Chris's closest friends, Mariela. They have a full discussion about what they love about two Disney+ series, The Mandalorian and…

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about Grace and Frankie and some recent happenings in their lives. Karradyne then searches for Padme when she reads Star Wars: Darth Vader Vol. …